Baby Simulator

[Olinaj]

You heard correctly, baby simulator.

My brother had to take one home for home EC in January, the little stuff WOULD NOT be quiet. My brother freaked out, too.

Now, I took one home today, and it wont cry for anything, I feed it, it goes to sleep, wakes up, stuff's, eats, and sleeps again.

But what caught my eye the most, is that it was called baby "Think it over", an interesting message no?

Anyone else have any stories related to these plastic cry-generators?

By the way I named it Ajooba, because it's an American Indian Baby, did I mention it's anatomically correct.

[Ad Bot]

[Ronin]

Supposed to bring the gravity of the issue of having kids, so stupid teens don't get pregnant.

But then again stupid teens with parents that don't care for them, are usually the ones who have children because of the "unconditional love" that children bring. Of course they forget how hard it is the bring up and raise children.

[Quantum]

A baby making simulator would be nice.

[General Nick]

I wouldn't mind taking care of it, but if I had to get up every five minutes to give it some stupid water, then I'd get pissed.

[Ronin]

A baby making simulator would be nice.

Fleshlight.

I wouldn't mind taking care of it, but if I had to get up every five minutes to give it some stupid water, then I'd get pissed.

You'd be a horrible father.

[General Nick]

Fleshlight.haha
You'd be a horrible father.

Well if it was a real child I'd care.

But I don't think I'd be taking EC classes anyway.

[Hugums]

Fleshlight.

OLOLOL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS SO IMMA GOOGEL IT! 

[Ronin]

Marry your fleshlight.

To be honest too, I really don't want kids for a long time.

[Hugums]

GAH WHY WOULD YOU LET ME GOOGLE THAT!

YOU WOULD MAKE A TERRIBLE FATHER

[Ronin]

I don't own one or want one, I'm still legit!

[Meekl]

once in gamestop,my friend and i were looking in the DS section.they had a demo of some baby game,and when my friend played it,the baby puked on the screen.not very pleasant.so for some reason,my friend just says,"bad baby!" and shakes it,and a message shows up:
"your baby has died."

so my friend just says "nothing happened..."

and we GTFO'd fast.

[Khorde]

once in gamestop,my friend and i were looking in the DS section.they had a demo of some baby game,and when my friend played it,the baby puked on the screen.not very pleasant.so for some reason,my friend just says,"bad baby!" and shakes it,and a message shows up:
"your baby has died."

so my friend just says "nothing happened..."

and we GTFO'd fast.

Name and picture of the game or it never happened.

[Ronin]

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[Otis Da HousKat]

To be honest too, I really don't want kids for a long time.

Once (if) I leave college I want to try one of those jobs that has you moving around a lot. Trying to start a family and doing that doesn't sound like a good idea.

[Nimbus]

At first I thought this read Baby Stimulator :o