Baby Simulator

[Bisjac]

i never graduated highschool.
i left the family a moved myself halfway during my senior year.

for some reason that never stopped me from going to college lol
why the hell do people even go to high school anyways then...

[Ad Bot]

[Ronin]

i never graduated highschool.
i left the family a moved myself halfway during my senior year.

for some reason that never stopped me from going to college lol
why the hell do people even go to high school anyways then...

Free hats when you graduate :p

[Dontar]

Put the baby in a box and when you need to take it back clean it up and make it look nice.

these days the electronic babies have build in computer monitors..they can plug em into a computer to see how well it was taken care of..

if I had gotten one of those..I would have a puddle of plastic goo in the backyard.

fire is fun.

[Bones4]

Free hats when you graduate :p

My "free" hat was expensive.

[Captain Boris]

Harvest it's processing power to aid your FPS on Dwarf Fortress, now that's a plan.

[Packer]

Where do baby's come from 

[Sgt. Pepper]

Free hats when you graduate :p

I wish. Those things are expensive. I mean, come on, you only get to use it once.

[Hugums]

Put the baby in a box

Schrodingers baby :o

Where do baby's come from 

Well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they decide to make a baby. Then thy go in a room alone and kiss alot then fall asleep and over night the stork comes and lays a magical baby egg in the mommy's tummy. 9 months later you're new baby is born. 

[A GUY]

A baby making simulator would be nice.

it's not real pain, it's simulated pain.

[Olinaj]

These Baby simulators have neck joints that make it so you have to support the babies neck and head when holding it, or else it is counted as a "mishandle" and the baby screams it's head off.

By the way, it even simulates Shaken Baby syndrome, shake it's head back, forward, and back again in two seconds, and it turns off and you fail.

[Colten]

Where do baby's come from 

You put fertilizer on your poop and a baby grows

[Mikiyikiy]

These Baby simulators have neck joints that make it so you have to support the babies neck and head when holding it, or else it is counted as a "mishandle" and the baby screams it's head off.

By the way, it even simulates Shaken Baby syndrome, shake it's head back, forward, and back again in two seconds, and it turns off and you fail.

That's actually incredibly creepy. I don't know why, it just is.

[Olinaj]

For some reason, whenever I here a baby cry, I shudder.

[Ronin]

My "free" hat was expensive.

Yeah but you get to keep it as opposed to the stupid gown.

[thomas64]

I had this grill (toy) that talked. It never shut up. I am selling it. Now.