Create and share computer jokes

[laremere]

The psychic hacker: Think of a number between 0.0.0.0 and 256.256.256.256

[Ad Bot]

[Khorde]

42.69.101.14

[laremere]

...It's a joke.

[Khorde]

...It's a joke.

HOW'D YOU DO THAT O.O

[orange wolf]

I don't get it.

[Khorde]

I don't get it.

The numbers between that are IP adresses.

[Crunchie]

Q: What do you call man's most infuriating invention?

[snot2]

127.127.127.127

[Nimbus]

Q: What do you call man's most infuriating invention?

Homework D:

[Packer]

127.127.127.127

ITS SO NEUTRAL! EVEN THE TRANSPARENCY!!!

[Svenne]

Found this in a swedish computer magazine, translation might not be correct:
"I asked for the computer game with the greatest pitfalls, the most difficult challenges and the trickiest riddles and they gave me Windows 2000."

[Nystical]

Guy looks at his brother to find him playing games all day, He says your a nerd. The brother says, that doesn't affend me! Nerd means not even remotely dorky!

[zackin5]

Guy looks at his brother to find him playing games all day, He says your a nerd. The brother says, that doesn't affend me! Nerd means not even remotely dorky!

I need to remember that one seeing as how my sibling's and their friends jump about all the time saying I'm a nerd

[Messes]

I need to remember that one seeing as how my sibling's and their friends jump about all the time saying I'm a nerd

Wow... The sadness...

Saying it will make you more nerdy.

[A GUY]

Here's a Computer joke...
75979546797497849789637845908 35395897836597859678497803860 35479687985496375469048506889 36938469469 Oh what? You wanted it in english and not computer? Sorry.