Author Topic: Today I Punched a Fat Kid  (Read 5329 times)

You didn't smash his face into a urinal.

You disappoint me.

Well, my friends and I were sitting together at the table we usually sit at during lunch. Here comes the fat kid, Ryan, who is hated by most of the people in the school. For some reason he chooses to sit by us. This wasn't that bad, but the next part is. One of my friends bought the other a brownie, and was handing it to him when suddenly snatch! Ryan stole it. I then went to get it back from Ryan, who moved his arm away so I couldn't reach. I then pushed him off of his seat, in hopes he would lose his grip of it. He didn't, and just got back up. Another one of my friends decided to throw a piece of wet tomato at Ryan. He then threw it at me, even though I didn't throw it at him. On reflex, I punched him in the face, but not too hard. I punched him again, harder, because he was laughing. I then went to wash the tomato off of my face, and when I got back he had left, and given the brownie to my friend. I haven't got in trouble for it so far. I don't think he'll tell on me, though, since he would get in trouble for throwing the food. My school really cracks down on that.

tl;dr: I punched a fat kid twice in the face.

It doesn't sound like it phased him. You fail at coolness.


why did you sit by you in the first place? just of chance?
How do I sit near myself?

It doesn't sound like it phased him. You fail at coolness.
K.

I find most fat people to be jolly and full of fun. :3
trudat, most of my friends are fat :P

You shoulda yelled FALCON... PAWNCH! when you did it :3

How do I sit near myself?
How does one sit in the first place? What is the meaning of this which we call, sitting? Is this "sitting" really that comfortable? Does said sitting require any prior knowledge of this known as sitting? Is the plural of sitting, sittings or sits?

The kid has emotional problems. It's sad. But he pissed you off. Which makes it understandable why you would punch him. I might have done the same thing.
he got a tomato in the face. i'd punch him too.

I'd hate to see how angry he'd get over something that actually mattered. Seriously kid, it was a damn brownie.
If it didn't matter, then the fat kid shouldn't have stolen it in the first place.

Dr. Toast got his brownie stolen by his friend in the kid pen they were playing in

Dr. Toast got his brownie stolen by his friend in the kid pen they were playing in
You should grow some reading muscles. My friend's brownie was stolen.



I hope he bounced up and down for awhile, then you could play basketball.

That would make a fat kid vs. a fat kid. :D

GIMME BAC MEH BRUNIE!!