Today I Punched a Fat Kid

[Godik7]

GIMME BAC MEH BRUNIE!!

Pretty much what would happen at my school.
Example:
Josh stole Tims brownie, Tim jumps on the table tackles him and recovers the stolen brownie.
and Tim and Josh are both fat asses.

The fact my school is so forgeten' cheap they only give you one main food, like a hamburger and only 1 side and 1 milk, which causes everyone to go nuts if food am stolen.

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Pretty much what would happen at my school.
Example:
Josh stole Tims brownie, Tim jumps on the table tackles him and recovers the stolen brownie.
and Tim and Josh are both fat asses.

The fact my school is so forgeten' cheap they only give you one main food, like a hamburger and only 1 side and 1 milk, which causes everyone to go nuts if food am stolen.

At my school, there's a new handicap every year. Nick, will yell, 'CHEEREOS,' during every test we have. He eats gum out of the garbage, cries when he loses in class competition, and throws random temper tantrums. This particular handicap is quite funny.

[Zenthos]

The only way to stop a fat person from taking brownies is to use physical punishment.

Some kid stole my chips once and handed it to some fat guy once, I got it back before it was gone.

[keeneye47]

i'm fat. that was cruel }=(

[Retz]

i'm fat. that was cruel }=(

Haha.

[DrMobius]

Well, my friends and I were sitting together at the table we usually sit at during lunch. Here comes the fat kid, Ryan, who is hated by most of the people in the school. For some reason he chooses to sit by us. This wasn't that bad, but the next part is. One of my friends bought the other a brownie, and was handing it to him when suddenly snatch! Ryan stole it. I then went to get it back from Ryan, who moved his arm away so I couldn't reach. I then pushed him off of his seat, in hopes he would lose his grip of it. He didn't, and just got back up. Another one of my friends decided to throw a piece of wet tomato at Ryan. He then threw it at me, even though I didn't throw it at him. On reflex, I punched him in the face, but not too hard. I punched him again, harder, because he was laughing. I then went to wash the tomato off of my face, and when I got back he had left, and given the brownie to my friend. I haven't got in trouble for it so far. I don't think he'll tell on me, though, since he would get in trouble for throwing the food. My school really cracks down on that.

tl;dr: I punched a fat kid twice in the face.

High Five!

[Retz]

I have a fat kid that sits at my table and takes our food.  Benardo, his name is, he is very huge but can eat cardboard.

[tay104]

I assume that was one hell of a home-loving-made brownie cooked by your friend's really super hot mom, with chocolate chips and loving icing and stuff.  Not to mention the god damn sprinkles.  Am I right?

[Thorax]

The fact my school is so forgeten' cheap they only give you one main food, like a hamburger and only 1 side and 1 milk, which causes everyone to go nuts if food am stolen.

Same. How much do they charge you for a lunch. They charge us $2.25.

[ryanb31394]

If you're so weak that you punch someone in the face and they laugh, then learn to use pressure points. (Or get stronger) For instance, punch him in his throat. He'll be feeling that one for a while. (Disclaimer: ryanb31394 and his counterpart are in no way responsible for any death or legal action taken because of this technique. Use this technique at your own risk.)

[Riot]

I demand to see a picture

[keeneye47]

I demand to see a picture

wow that would be funny XD

[ryanb31394]

I demand to see a picture

Happy?

[Sabbin]

Some kid stole my chips once and handed it to some fat guy once, I got it back before it was gone.

You must have had to been REALLY fast!

[ryanb31394]

You must have had to been REALLY fast!

tru dat....