Author Topic: Internet Death Threats? (Read 1799 times)

SeventhSandwich · May 16, 2009, 01:07:03 AM

My bro is gonna kill you?
I hacked your IP and I know where you live and I will kill you?
My dad is gonna punch you.

All of these are internet death threats

Discuss about what stupid death threats you have seen.

Just to please people, here's a picture.

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SeventhSandwich · May 16, 2009, 01:07:56 AM

Accidental post... Apologies

SeventhSandwich · May 16, 2009, 01:08:34 AM

Why did it post again?
Sorry, some kind of post error caused these 2 extra posts.

Honth · May 16, 2009, 01:10:35 AM

Yeh, eDeath threats are kinda gay.

SeventhSandwich · May 16, 2009, 01:10:59 AM

Quote from: Honth on May 16, 2009, 01:10:35 AM

Yeh, eDeath threats are kinda gay.

Yea, That's why I made this topic. :P

Spiderobot · May 16, 2009, 01:18:15 AM

I love when people do this. :P Most of the time their people who can't keep in their anger because they don't talk to people that much so when they get mad they let it out on the internet.

Nimbus · May 16, 2009, 01:18:54 AM

It's all sarcasm, if someone really wanted to kill you they wouldn't tell you.

Block Builder · May 16, 2009, 01:20:44 AM

This topic is stupid, I'm going to kill you D:<

DrMobius · May 16, 2009, 01:21:28 AM

Quote from: Nimbus on May 16, 2009, 01:18:54 AM

It's all sarcasm, if someone really wanted to kill you they wouldn't tell you.

He wants to be sure that his e-snake is larger than everyone else's.

SeventhSandwich · May 16, 2009, 01:53:16 AM

Quote from: Lord Pie on May 16, 2009, 01:21:28 AM

He wants to be sure that his e-snake is larger than everyone else's.

I asked how old he is, he's 9. I think he really thinks death threats piss people off, when they just look handicapped.

pixl · May 16, 2009, 04:02:34 AM

I invented an Internet ray, it will allow me to go through the internet and kill you.

Saxophone · May 16, 2009, 04:46:54 AM

To say threats such as; "I will hunt you down and kill you." is illegal.

*hint

Chrono · May 16, 2009, 06:26:00 AM

Some random handicap said he would blow up my computer from over a thousand miles away.
He said this would be done by using the mercury in the computer.
Yeah, he's an idiot.

Chaos Master · May 16, 2009, 06:40:24 AM

I can hack ur computer!
Orly? Go on then.
Ok!!
superhacker has left the game
superhacker has joined the game
There, I did it!
Did what?
Hacked ur computer!
...
superhacker has been banned for -1 minutes. reason: Ur such a good hacker!

Actaul incident (names have been changed).

comr4de · May 16, 2009, 10:19:27 AM

Quote from: Chaos Master on May 16, 2009, 06:40:24 AM

I can hack ur computer!
Orly? Go on then.
Ok!!
superhacker has left the game
superhacker has joined the game
There, I did it!
Did what?
Hacked ur computer!
...
superhacker has been banned for -1 minutes. reason: Ur such a good hacker!

Actaul incident (names have been changed).

You should have left the names in.