Teaching:
Sit down, shut up, open your books, and read. Timmy get your fingers out of your mouth! No you may not go to the bathroom, Jess! Bobby don't eat in the classroom! Girls stop whispering back there! Where did I put that book... Jess! Where are you going?!? I TOLD YOU, NO BATHROOM!
GOD DAMNIT CHILDREN, READ YOUR BOOKS!.... *ring* *ring* Ok see you all tomorrow! :D
That was an impression of my first grade teacher. :D
