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im trying to make my windows computer look like a mac =P lol...is macs easy to use?...

All it takes is...
  • White spray paint
  • Chrome spray paint
  • Can of gloss
  • Paintbrush
  • Belt-sander and sandpaper refills (1000 grit works well for touch-ups)
  • Bondo putty
  • Apple logo sticker
  • Rocketdock and a few other GUI tweaks

      First sand all the corners off the computer and the monitor. Fill in any hole you created with some Bondo and sand again till you achieve some nice smooth fillets. Now spray a primer coat of white across everything (except the screen itself which should probably be covered first). Then apply a second coat of either white or silver where ever you feel like it. Now is a good time to place the apple logo on the equipment.
      Now apply a heavy coat of gloss across everything...don't be shy about it either. Spray gloss will give you an even coat, but a paintbrush will allow you to apply a significantly larger dosage of this performance-boosting liquor to your machine. After letting it all dry for 24 hours you are ready for the next step.
      For the final transformation, install Rocketdock and the stacker plugin for it. Minimize the tool bar and lock it. Right-click the desktop and disable the display of icons. Find and apply a desktop background of the Northern Lights. In order to achieve virus-free, trouble-free nirvana you crave, the next steps are crucial; don't be a dumbforget and download every little file you come across on the internet, use a secure browser with tighter security settings and regularly install the updates for Windows and for your virus software. On a monthly basis delete unwanted programs and files, clear out the temporary files, run a disk check and finally defragment the HDD.

Congratulations! You now have the stylish appearance of a Mac with the compatibility, flexibility and cost-effectiveness of a Windows PC.

The Mac commercials are so funny. On one they where talking about the Vista security and how it always asks you before you do things. And then another one about how Windows crashes always. And a virus one. The only problem is that my Windows computer has never gotten a virus, crashed, and I got it to stop asking questions about security stuff after the first week of owning it.

Also:
Macs are for people that are too stupid to open up folders and rename files, and instead, Apples focus on user friendly guis that limit functions of the software.


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im trying to make my windows computer look like a mac =P lol...is macs easy to use?...
You are not that bright are you? Macs are for people who are serious about video and music editing.
I have a mac because I am a musician. (separate desktop for gaming). Making a windows look like a mac will not make it any better. All it proves is that you are ashamed of windows enough to hide it behind a musicians savior.

You are not that bright are you? Macs are for people who are serious about video and music editing.
I have a mac because I am a musician. (separate desktop for gaming). Making a windows look like a mac will not make it any better. All it proves is that you are ashamed of windows enough to hide it behind a musicians savior.
LOL.  After Effects, Studio, Vegas: video editing..  FL Studio, countless others: music.

LOL.  After Effects, Studio, Vegas: video editing..  FL Studio, countless others: music.
protools, garageband, pro logic 8, final cut pro, final cut express, aperture.

Protools kicks windows off of the music list for me.

The truth is:
Windows is better with some things and Mac is better with other things.
Can't mac and Pc users get along for once? I use Mac and Pc for heavens sake!

« Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 07:36:11 PM by fat boy »

BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING MAC IS BETTER, YOU BLIND IDIOT.

You are not that bright are you? Macs are for people who are serious about video and music editing.
I have a mac because I am a musician. (separate desktop for gaming). Making a windows look like a mac will not make it any better. All it proves is that you are ashamed of windows enough to hide it behind a musicians savior.

Just a bit of clarification: it is neither the hardware, nor the OS that makes the Mac platform any better for any kind of media editing. It is the software that is exclusive to it that makes it a more widely used device amongst 'artists'.

The is nothing to be ashamed of by using any operating system...now, sticking little Apple logos on your car bumper or mindlessly trolling forums with inaccurate information and illogical arguments is something to be ashamed of.

I'd have to say that on a personal level, the fact that many users of Macs have a dual-boot setup with Windows on a separate partition and use this ability as support for a Mac purchasing argument is proof enough that the OS/hardware combo isn't as angelic as some would have you believe.

The "Macs don't get viruses/are more secure" is entirely based upon the Mac system remaining a low priority target. There is little different in the way a Mac addresses networking and hardware/software management. It uses the same protocols and similar techniques. The lack of malware is purely the result of being a poor target; that means Macs must maintain it's relatively small market share in order to avoid the exact same issues that Windows PCs have to deal with. No networked device is a fortress. Stronger defenses can repel casual threats but it will do little but slow down the determined attacker.

On a lighter note, Macs have plenty of cool and useful features (lots of automation) that casual, inexperienced, home users might take advantage of. It's all a game of pro's and con's.

opps! i accidently just hit the post button.
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« Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 07:35:42 PM by fat boy »

Yeah, you totally aren't biased. (For the record: Not saying I am not.)



You remind me of the French.

EDIT: Sorry Marcem...your post intercepted mine. It was aimed at fat boy.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 07:35:43 PM by Reactor Worker »


opps! i accidently just hit the post button.
IGNORE THIS POST!
DANG IT NOT AGAIN!!!

Alright, INTERCEPTION, He's running, running, TOUCH DOWN!.  PC's 6, Macs 0, now for the field goal!