At 8:37PM, May 18th. Annoying Orangehet, as you may know him, Got hit by a Witch as she was flying home drunk.
All Annoying Orangehet had to say after his death was:
"Never should have gone outside."
This may all be very upsetting. If it makes you feel better, the Witch is in custody right now.
-Annoying Orangehet
-Editor of the Daily Fansy.