Riddles

[Riot]

Oh stuff we have a wiener

[Ad Bot]

[WhoDa?]

No. "We" have two.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

New riddle... puzzle thing

What does    ˚∆˚     mean?

Hint, it's my signature.

˚∆˚ = everything, but not infinity, nor eternity, only everything non-important to sustain vegetable life.

[Sabbin]

Crap...

[MtnDew]

Crap...

Maybe you shouldn't spend two seconds thinking of a riddle to post here.

here:
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you'll die?

i spent moar than two seconds.

[Jsk2003]

You are trying to reach a location but you do not know where to go. You come to a fork in the road. You know you have to go down one of those ways to reach the location. Two men stand beside each part of the road, they are twins. One always tells the truth, one always lies. You do not know which one is which. If you can only ask one question to one of them, how will you ensure you are going the right way?

Ask Man1 what Man2 will say if you ask what is the right path.
If Man1 is the truthful one, then he will tell you what the liar will say, which would be the wrong path.
Ask Man2 what Man1 will say if you ask what is the right path.
The liar will LIE about what the truth guy will say, thus he will also respond with the wrong path.
Go the way of the path that they did not go to.

[Jsk2003]

Double post.

Maybe you shouldn't spend two seconds thinking of a riddle to post here.

here:
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you'll die?

i spent moar than two seconds.

"Nothing"

[Sabbin]

Maybe you shouldn't spend two seconds thinking of a riddle to post here.

It was a joke... Jesus f-cking Christ.

Riddle (yes I know this one is like JSK's but a bit different)-
 There are 2 people,
 Man 1 says that his brother (man 2) always lies

Man 2 says that his brother (man 1) always tells the truth

Who is telling the truth?

[DoctorDeath]

You are trying to reach a location but you do not know where to go. You come to a fork in the road. You know you have to go down one of those ways to reach the location. Two men stand beside each part of the road, they are twins. One always tells the truth, one always lies. You do not know which one is which. If you can only ask one question to one of them, how will you ensure you are going the right way?

Walk up to one and ask him if he is lying. If there is a paradox ad the universe implodes he WAS the liar. :D

[Frogg]

A father and son get into a car accident, the father dies. The child is taken to the emergency room, then, one of the hospital staff says, that's my son. Who is that person?

[Sabbin]

A father and son get into a car accident, the father dies. The child is taken to the emergency room, then, one of the hospital staff says, that's my son. Who is that person?

The mother?

The zombie dad?

[Frogg]

The mother?

Yes.

Okay, I got another.

If a plane crashes on the border of Mexico and California, where do you bury the survivors?

[Saxophone]

Here's one:

What is the beginning of Eternity, and the ending of Time & Space.

[Frogg]

Here's one:

What is the beginning of Eternity, and the ending of Time & Space.

An episode of The office.

(BADDAZING!)

[Jsk2003]

Here's one:

What is the beginning of Eternity, and the ending of Time & Space.

the letter E.

And you forgot that word 'at'.
'What is AT the beginning of Eternity, and AT the ending of Time and Space.