Author Topic: Riddles  (Read 10937 times)

language, 3rd word of "the english language" and we use it every day because, language means talking.
I said that, do you know how to read?

Yes.

Okay, I got another.

If a plane crashes on the border of Mexico and California, where do you bury the survivors?


under the border

1. If a rooster laid an egg on top of a triangular roof, which way will it roll off?

4. If you had a cup of water, is is half full? Or half empty?


1: Roosters don't lay eggs.
4:It is full.

You don't bury survivors.

This crime, if you commit it, you can not be arrested but if attempted and failed, can be.

Silly snot algae don't exist

silly snot trix are for non-snots

How do you walk up a hill, both ways, through a tunnel in the middle of the hill, and only get to the top once and not three times?

Go up the hill on one side, go through the tunnel, then walk the rest of the way up on the other side.

I got this one from a Dr. Suess book: What's big, red, and eat's rocks?"

This crime, if you commit it, you can not be arrested but if attempted and failed, can be.

The perfect crime.

This crime, if you commit it, you can not be arrested but if attempted and failed, can be.
Self Delete.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.


I got one.

If you dig a hole that is so far down it reaches the country opposite you, then jump down, when you reach the other side, what happens?


There are three doors, each with a guard.
One tells the truth
One tells lies
One stabs people who ask tricky questions
Who do you talk to?

-Snip-
Ask them if they will stab you, the one who says no, is the truth teller, you then go to him.