I'd seperate myself from Blockland for a year. Go out and try to find myself, you know. I'd hike through Italy, stopping off in little villages, getting to meet new people and find out about myself. I'd possibly even get a little job in a small hillside village, get to know the locals, have fun and enjoy myself. Educate myself in my spare time, and quite frankly, be happy with the world. And then the year would have ended so I'd go back home and argue with 9 year olds on the internet. Gah, beat me.
I'd take Up PoleVaulting a jump to the otherside... And If I didn't make it, I'd use my last moments to curse him and his entire family.
What would you do, if you couldn't leave your house, due to some magical curse. Unfortuantely though, your computer and all electronic equipment no longer works. The only thing that keeps you a live is a small mini-fridge of food, that refills itself magically.