So I Have This Research Paper....

[Niliscro]

On why Journey to the Centre of the Earth is the most scientifically inspiring of Jules Verne's major novels.
It isn't very hard, but really, some of the topics that teachers can come up with...
So while I'm writing it, post some of the weirdest essay topics you've been assigned.

Either that or why the MLA should go suck one.

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[Niliscro]

But they don't get it.

[Rughugger]

Most essays I've had I was able to choose my own topic. One classic example just happened to be titled:

The distribution of glucose chemicals upon a fibrous content designed to enhance the masticational stimulation properties in a chronologically premature solar rotation.

Try that one out, see if their head explodes. :D

[Reactor Worker]

Either that or why the MLA should go suck one.

Yeah, I can agree with you on that one. I can't count how many times I have lost points on a well written essay due to some trivial missing periods in the bibliography according to their strict guidelines.

It honestly would be easier just to setup a standard table with columns for author, publisher, date of publication, title, etc. It would also be easier to read.

[Niliscro]

Yeah, I can agree with you on that one. I can't count how many times I have lost points on a well written essay due to some trivial missing periods in the bibliography according to their strict guidelines.

It honestly would be easier just to setup a standard table with columns for author, publisher, date of publication, title, etc. It would also be easier to read.

I especially hate how they change the slightest loving details every year.

Most essays I've had I was able to choose my own topic. One classic example just happened to be titled:

The distribution of glucose chemicals upon a fibrous content designed to enhance the masticational stimulation properties in a chronologically premature solar rotation.

Try that one out, see if their head explodes. :D

Mastication is the process of chewing.
What does that have to do with a premature solar rotation? ._.

[Rughugger]

I especially hate how they change the slightest loving details every year.
Mastication is the process of chewing.
What does that have to do with a premature solar rotation? ._.

I said "in" a premature solar rotation. Meaning the time in which one usually distributes said glucose chemicals upon that fibrous content.

[Niliscro]

Oh, I see now.

[Rughugger]

Oh, I see now.

Every little bit helps :D