Your stories all suck, I went into a secret dungeon with nothing but a Revolver and a Combat shotgun, I blew up fatties, minced normals and stopped little psyco children with knives from killing my useless teammate who had a loving knife, I got a Flamethrower in return... Oh, and got to watch a fight between 100 rebels and 100 SWAT members.....
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Ski masks ftw