Because that's how this forums work. :D
Anywho, I'm pretty good when it comes to the medical things, so my only advice it keep it closed, keeping things out, maybe put some ice on it, and use some eyedrops each night as you sleep to get rid if anything that may be in there.
If when you wake up and find you can't open your eye, like you can feel some weird crusty (Or even gooey)stuff there, it means you have pinkeye. Go to your doctor, regardless your feelings on it. I can't really I've you medication through computers, and usually the good stuff is through prescription.
Good luck, hope it gets better.