Steam, What the forget?

[Feep]

So, I boot up my computer, start Steam(so I can play Gmawd :D) and I get this stuff.

This "stuff" is Steam freezing and making beeping noises.

I have no control over my friends list, just the updating box. :/

Help please?

[Ad Bot]

[Feep]

I closed it, and now its so slow, I think I might have DSL. :3

[fat boy]

I closed it, and now its so slow, I think I might have DSL. :3

DSL is just LSD spelled backwards

[Azimuth]

I closed it, and now its so slow, I think I might have DSL. :3

I hear that's deadly.