Yeah, German you are pretty handicapped.
To make a long story short, I logged on and pretended that I was Cheddar Muffin. German Mushroom and Jeddyboo got all excited that "Cheddar Muffin hacked MAOF". Then I started screwing with them and said there were all these journal entries on the account. So I made a fake one and gave it to German Mushroom.
German Mushroom hates me because he believed me when I said that I was a doctor/chef/bodybuilder. Because he was so gullible, he thinks I'm fooling everyone and that they all think I'm a doctor/lawyer. So he decided to post this fake journal entry I gave him as proof that I was lying about being a doctor and a lawyer.
Good job German, you figured out I'm not a doctor and a lawyer. He still can't get it into his peanut-sized brain that I was never hacked and that when I said "pastasalad" it wasn't my password.