Omg,Assholish neighbors...

[Sockton]

Pft, guys don't like the word cute for some reason, well too bad I'm using it :)

i do :D

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[Meekl]

haha cute.

[Ector]

Electric fence. Zap 'em like the cows they are.

[Harm94]

Dig a moat, fill it with water, get some dinosaurs, a castle wall, gate, and some random girl to be  your queen.

[Riot]

Or just use some trail of food that leads into a forest, once the food is gone they will get lost for they ate the road :D

[Joe205]

Burry a bomb, and disguise it as a carrot.  When you go to court, just say they must of been messing around with a propane tank I buried in my lawn.   Why did you bury it: becuz I wanted too.

[Healbadbad]

Burry a bomb, and disguise it as a carrot.  When you go to court, just say they must of been messing around with a propane tank I buried in my lawn.   Why did you bury it: becuz I wanted too.

i like  that idea but it could get a little bit messy

[Rekuddo]

Hmm
Just to forget with them If they stole from your garden again, wait in some bushes camouflaged with a paintball gun.

[orange wolf]

Just put up a sign that says

"Dear Thief's (we know who did it) please stop sealing my vegetables, fat ass bastards"

[NickTheSushi]

Put up a few wallnuts, if you have a pool you might need to put some lily pads up, oh, and make sure you have some peashooters there but I think repeaters will do the job better.

[fat boy]

good fences make good neighbors.

[Jetlok]

Steal their sweets and treats, then they will be powerless!

[Saxophone]

Call the cops, take the cops guns, and shoot 'em.

Or just get them arrested. Whichever is funner.

[JD]

They stole:
*Tomatoes
*Peppers
*Garlic
*Some parsley
I think they might have gotten off their fat ass and made some salsa for their bigass plates of nachos they make.

I have starfish neighbors of my own.
The ones on the corner are just insane--not going into it.
The ones to my left have little tiny-ass bitchdogs that never shut the forget up, and then on top of that they're loud as hell. They have a kid with palsy and she yells at him all the time. And, guess what, she has blonde-dyed hair. Big surprise there, right? And, don't get me started on the people to the END of the street. They always cut across our backyard to get to the starfishs next door. So, I'm going to put up a fence, once I buy one. In other words, I'll be too lazy to buy one, and it's not going to happen.

Oh, and are your neighbors Italian? Because that's like, the main ingredient to anything over there.

[Lil Robot]

Put up a few wallnuts, if you have a pool you might need to put some lily pads up, oh, and make sure you have some peashooters there but I think repeaters will do the job better.

Plants Vs. Zombies reference?