how to make and eat a simple snack.
step one: go to place in house where dried foods are stored
step TWO: open said storage place
step three: look within for something
step four: continue looking until mouth waters at one specific object, or your hand twitches towards a certain object. remove this object from pantry
step five: promptly hold object with dominant hand whilst looking for a place to enjoy the splendor of your labor
step six: one place is found, continue to open (or reopen) object's container.
step seven: place one hand within container to remove object (two will cause jamming)
step eight: move hand to mouth
step nine: place object within mouth, bite.
step ten: repeat steps eight and nine until content.
you now know how to count to ten.
