I Hath Sneezed Whilst Peeing

[JD]

K, so, yeah, the other day I went to take a piss right..
And uh. Yeah. I had to sneeze in the middle of it. I have good aim so it didn't go all over, but it hurt so bad I almost fell over ;_;.
DON'T. SNEEZE. WHILE. PISSING.
Just for the record, it's possible. Don't try though.

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[Azerath]

K.

[JD]

K.

Basically the response I expected. 

[Azerath]

I really had no further comment. The awkwardness + nothing more to say = k.

[pitchblack]

K.

L.

[Jsk2003]

I don't think we need to hear about this.

[pitchblack]

What will happen is you take a crap and sneeze?

[lordician]

Wow...
Ever sneezed on a camp at a table where at the other side of the SMALL table sits a girl, when you guys are eating soup?
...You can guess why, oh wait no... My friends made me laugh...
Also a "DON'T DO IT"...

[Jsk2003]

...I believe you were trying to make a joke.

[Ephialtes]

I really had no further comment. The awkwardness + nothing more to say = k.

You're awkward about talking about peeing over the internet? Weird.

[NickTheSushi]

...I believe you were trying to make a joke.

If he did, it's another thing he sucks at: Comedy.

Way to spam offtopic with another useless topic, mate.

[Sarge]

I farted and sneezed at the same time. I rofl'd, literally.

[JD]

I farted and sneezed at the same time. I rofl'd, literally.

Done it before.
Once I coughed and sneezed, that hurts like hell too.
Ever burped and coughed? ;_;
Ololbtw, I only made this because there's the myth that it's impossible.
But it's not =D

[crazyfreak]

Dont try it :(

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