Succesfull Skip

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A couple of my friends got really pissed off with the teacher, so they just walked out. No one noticed, except me. They walked 3 miles home.

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[Slugger]

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[Swholli]

I'm just going to throw this out there:

I have perfect attendance.

But I'm skipping school today technically. I'm excused though, I don't have to take exams! I am a lucky mofo.

But seriously, skipping school is bad. Especially if you forgot to do something or were too lazy to do it. I mean, that's not teaching you anything in life about deadlines and accomplishing things when they're meant to be accomplished if you figure you can just fake a stomach ache and stay home. When you're out in the real world, you only get so many sick days, when they're used up, you stopped getting paid when you go out sick. So, I hope this little expiriment is your last, otherwise you may be going down a very bad road.

[zz_tophat]

You're just a loving moron for skipping school. People like you end up bagging groceries for the rest of their lives. That, or working a drive-thru.

This is true.


Then again I dropped out (Junior year) and I make more in a week than most collage grads make in a month... although now I do have a B.A. so I am a collage grad but I would still make as must as I do without it.


EDIT:One of my favorite jokes:
A guy finishes collage and gets a job, on his first day his boss hands him a broom and tells him: "go sweep the back room", to which the graduate answers: "but I'm a collage graduate!". The boss says: "oh, in that case let me show you how to do it."

[Swholli]

Then again I dropped out (Junior year) and I make more in a week than most collage grads make in a month... although now I do have a B.A. so I am a collage grad but I would still make as must as I do without it.

I'm not understanding how you're a college grad when you didn't finish high school...

[zz_tophat]

I'm not understanding how you're a college grad when you didn't finish high school...

Took the S.A.T. for stuffs and giggles, got 750 math 800 reading, then started getting letters. I also averaged 750 on my G.E.D.

[General Nick]

I skipped school once because I had a terrible nights sleep and I just could not get up at all.

That's probably the one day that ruined my perfect attendance. I always miss ONE DAMN DAY.

[NickTheSushi]

I missed like, 14 days this year. Everyone in my family, mostly my mom, is always getting sick and giving me their flu/cold/whatever >:(

[zz_tophat]

I missed like, 14 days this year. Everyone in my family, mostly my mom, is always getting sick and giving me their flu/cold/whatever >:(

Wow, they are clearly out to get you.

[NickTheSushi]

Wow, they are clearly out to get you.

Iknorite? I get sick really easily too, cause something's wrnog with my immune system but I forget what it's called.

[Kalphiter]

I'm actually sick right now.

Should I say what liquid is my throat?

[Sandvich]

I missed over 20 days of school this year

Oops

[zz_tophat]

Iknorite? I get sick really easily too, cause something's wrnog with my immune system but I forget what it's called.

"mom why do you only hug me when you have the flu?"

"because you have a massive life insurance policy... er... I mean: because I love you."

[Doomonkey]

Iknorite? I get sick really easily too, cause something's wrnog with my immune system but I forget what it's called.

You have HIV/AIDS.

[Mateo]

Whaaaaaat. What is the big deal with skipping 1 day of school? I missed a whole week in the beginning of this year and did all my assignments and should have gotten straight A's. (My history teacher was handicapped and wouldn't give me full credit for turning in my assignments as soon as I could, but that's a long unneeded story.) I also skipped school a LOT when I was younger. Also if you're in middle school it's even LESS of a problem.