Author Topic: Woodchucks, can they chuck wood? (Read 2190 times)

SuperToxic · June 06, 2009, 10:57:00 AM

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Well?

I'd say 5 pieces of wood

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Plasmus · June 06, 2009, 10:59:49 AM

How much wood a would chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood would be 0 wood chucks because a wood chuck cant chuck wood.

Robo Noob · June 06, 2009, 11:00:15 AM

HOWEVER MUCH IT loving WANTS.

SuperToxic · June 06, 2009, 11:01:33 AM

Quote from: Mogarf on June 06, 2009, 10:59:49 AM

How much wood a would chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood would be 0 wood chucks because a wood chuck cant chuck wood.

Touche
However, it states:
How much wood a would chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Ector · June 06, 2009, 11:24:21 AM

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck Kobold?

MoogleBoss · June 06, 2009, 11:46:59 AM

HOW MUCH AIR COULD AN AIR BUSTER BUST IF AN AIR BUSTER COULD BUST AIR?

SuperToxic · June 06, 2009, 07:48:11 PM

Quote from: Spaceblockhead on June 06, 2009, 11:46:59 AM

HOW MUCH AIR COULD AN AIR BUSTER BUST IF AN AIR BUSTER COULD BUST AIR?

I'd say about 2 vacuum bags full

Valen · June 06, 2009, 08:01:02 PM

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Azerath · June 06, 2009, 08:10:22 PM

A woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck that chucks wood.

Jsk2003 · June 06, 2009, 08:20:18 PM

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Digmaster · June 06, 2009, 08:24:51 PM

Quote from: Jsk2003 on June 06, 2009, 08:20:18 PM

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Source

A GUY · June 06, 2009, 08:27:38 PM

Ehm...
QUESTION: HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK, IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?
ANSWER: 95968795867996596978549786979 59687958679965969785497869795 96879586799659697854978697959 68795867996596978549786979596 87958679965969785497869795968 79586799659697854978697959687 95867996596978549786979596879 58679965969785497869795968795 86799659697854978697959687958 67996596978549786979596879586 79965969785497869795968795867 99659697854978697
That's how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck Wood.

Choneis · June 06, 2009, 09:24:28 PM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
All of it.

woodChuckNorris.

zz_tophat · June 06, 2009, 09:36:30 PM

Woodchucks can chuck wood of course but they won't, not until the management agrees to the woodchuck labor Union's terms.

For now the work is mostly done by beaver scabs.

Hugums · June 06, 2009, 09:52:00 PM