Computers- What gender are they?

[Telly]

Mac: Female.
Windows: Male.

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[Marcem]

Their shemales then. They forget wall plugs and get boned themselves.

Nope, they have a female port for the power cord.

[Muffinmix]

Mac: Female.
Windows: Male.

Windows isn't a computer.

[Orgodemirk]

What? Mine's male according to system properties.

[JD]

Well, uh, I'd  have to agree with bling. Desktops usually get plugged into walls (snake to vagina) and laptops usually get a charger plugged into them (vice versa).

However, judging by your logic then any cable plugged into a computer would be a "snake," making them all multigender.

[Blockoman]

Mac: Female.
Windows: Male.

Oh then I have a female computer.
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[Rekuddo]

Definitely female, as you can see from this photograph of my own computer.

I have the same computer as you :D

[Chriz]

My laptops definately a guy. Only a guy would take being dropped 5 times without killing itself.

My PC is ... dunno.

[Kalphiter]

What? Mine's male according to system properties.

AMD - Amtrak diesel

Gotta love random acronyms.

[lolzorz mcgee]

I can't tell if mine's a male or a female.  Sometimes I just call it "rooster sucker". 

[JD]

They're both 

[BobAndRob]

no, ERROR ERROR THINGS YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR FIVE HOURS HAS CRASHED

no, WARNING WARNING, Digmaster RUNS WINDOWS

[Thenamelessone]

no, WARNING WARNING, Digmaster RUNS WINDOWS

What...?

[Jsk2003]

Computers are masculine in french.

Un ordinateur.

[JD]

Computers are masculine in french.

Un ordinateur.

Computers are feminine in spanish.
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