Computers- What gender are they?

[Netwars4]

Well I was messing around with the suggested searches on Google, and one of them asked this question, so I ask you:

Are they male, or female? give reasons.

[Ad Bot]

[Jester]

Shemale.

[Digmaster]

male

they can be richards.

[Jester]

male

they can be richards.

But, they can also be pusillanimous individuals.

[Dr Bling]

Laptops are girls, desktops are guys.

[pitchblack]

If your computer is a girl think of what your doing to her...uuughh*shivers* o.o
What if its a guy O_O
-triple edit-
Transformers...robots in disguise o.O
quad edit!
I did always wonder why your computer beeps at you when you press too many keys at once ._.

[jirue]

If your computer is a girl think of what your doing to her...uuughh*shivers* o.o
What if its a guy O_O
-triple edit-
Transformers...robots in disguise o.O
quad edit!
I did always wonder why your computer beeps at you when you press too many keys at once ._.

They can't handle it so they just start swearing at you, but it gets censored.

[Jester]

They can't handle it so they just start swearing at you, but it gets censored.

I lol'd.

[NickTheSushi]

Well, uh, I'd  have to agree with bling. Desktops usually get plugged into walls (snake to vagina) and laptops usually get a charger plugged into them (vice versa).

[Sarge]

Mine is an old man:

Loud when in sleep mode.

Takes a while to get ready.

Gets confused easily.

Has WW2 flashbacks.

[TheWorm]

Definitely female, as you can see from this photograph of my own computer.

[General Nick]

male

they can be richards.

Blockbot?

[Digmaster]

no, ERROR ERROR THINGS YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR FIVE HOURS HAS CRASHED

[NickTheSushi]

Definitely female, as you can see from this photograph of my own computer.

Their shemales then. They forget wall plugs and get boned themselves.

[zz_tophat]

Their shemales then. They forget wall plugs and get boned themselves.

Could just mean they're takin' it in the rear.