Author Topic: It's not nice to hit a girl!  (Read 13321 times)

No, I do absolutely nothing. Girls enjoy hitting boys. =/
Yeh, nah. Steer clear of the lumberjack chicks and it doesn't happen.

Not a lumberjack chick either. SHe just likes hitting me. =/

Girls deserve it. At my school they use the protection on purpose. They kick us and don't get away with it. ( they don't kick me but, they kick someone in my class)
Inorite?

Not a lumberjack chick either. SHe just likes hitting me. =/
Slap her or some stuff next time.

Slap her or some stuff next time.
XD i'm rid of her now actually. Going to a different school. Yet i'm sad, casue i liked her XD. WTF right?

XD i'm rid of her now actually. Going to a different school. Yet i'm sad, casue i liked her XD. WTF right?
Well, I know for sure that your marriage wouldn't work out.

You're getting ahead of yourself, don't make assumptions.

Women want equal rights? Punch them in the nose just like you would a boy and tell them that you were being fair.
That is genius.

some guy thumped me in my arm once, i gave him this evil-stuff-eye look after wards.
...it really hurt :'( cause you all have big giant rough man hands

What.
If you were STABBED, I doubt they wouldn't do anything about it.

Not literally stabbed, just poked fairly hard.

Well, keep in mind it all stems from basic chivalry, which was put into use to keep guys from unfairly picking bar fights with chicks... (kinda)

However, if they hit you and say, "Don't hit me back, I'm a girl," you then have every right to treat her as men would back in the day and smack her ass. If she hit you pretty good, you then have the right to smack her ass, but then at the end of the swing, take one cheek in your hand and jiggle it.

If she hits you in the crotch, you may do all of the above, and growl, "Ooh, you like it rough, huh?"

Please note that all of this is a joke and not to be taken seriously. Sgt. Pepper is not responsible for any injuries/lawsuits resulting from taking this advice.

I hit a girl every once in a while, but only if she hit me first. And I will NEVER EVER do it hard.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2009, 08:55:01 AM by Mr.Patrick »

some guy thumped me in my arm once, i gave him this evil-stuff-eye look after wards.
...it really hurt :'( cause you all have big giant rough man hands
Dead arms are a common thing among young males, its good fun in primary school.

I have to say I abide by this rule. Personally I feel it's not okay to hit a girl.

I have to say I abide by this rule. Personally I feel it's not okay to hit a girl.
It's bad after you went through puberty.