i would hit your mom and not go to jail :D
Hit it then quit it.
Anyway. What's Tl;dr mean?
And, in highschool, there was this slut name Brookie *pronounced brooke* who was literally handicapped, and we were reading an excerpt from our history books, and she was next to read, and half was through it was like "Mr.Oxton, why are we reading about this?" and Mr.Oxton turns around, goes to his computer, just sits there, and then the nerd in my class *tom* throws a book at her. An "Eragon" book. She yells "Oh my god, what the forget Tom" and slaps him. Mr.Oxton turns around and says "Brookie, sit down" and then when he turns around, I walk up to his desk to ask to go to the washroom, and all I hear is him whisper wayyy under his breath "Stupid bitch". And he turns around to see me.