I remember my first boner. I was looking through my neighbor's window and could see some lady changing her panties and everything. But check this out, behind her on the bed I could see this big orange cat licking its nutsack. And BOOM! My pants inflated like an airbag. Mom busted into the room and was like, "What the heck are you doing?" And I was like, "Nothing." And she was like, "Yeah right."