Author Topic: Erections.  (Read 8539 times)

Well, Emily is more partial to a donut than a hot dog, if you catch my drift.
That's hot.

Thanks,or in japan.arigato!

I remember my first boner. I was looking through my neighbor's window and could see some lady changing her panties and everything. But check this out, behind her on the bed I could see this big orange cat licking its nutsack. And BOOM! My pants inflated like an airbag. Mom busted into the room and was like, "What the heck are you doing?" And I was like, "Nothing." And she was like, "Yeah right."
Otis wins the topic!

Nu I win >:(

Anyway this is why, 15 minute ago I was in my pool. It is a nice and sunny day. I get my bucket in the water and try to sit in it but it sinks to the bottom then I got a boner.


Nu I win >:(

Anyway this is why, 15 minute ago I was in my pool. It is a nice and sunny day. I get my bucket in the water and try to sit in it but it sinks to the bottom then I got a boner.

Did it float?

I get a boner from procrastination, I know weird rite?
so you masturbate limp and when you "finish" only then you get a boner?

so you masturbate limp and when you "finish" only then you get a boner?
OLAWD

Anyway, I got the randomest one while in math class. The teacher called me up to the board to finish a problem, and Mr.Happy wakes up for no reason.

OLAWD

Anyway, I got the randomest one while in math class. The teacher called me up to the board to finish a problem, and Mr.Happy wakes up for no reason.
I always get a boner around that time. Like Math class is around 10, and i always get one at 10 D:

Craziest way you got one, post here.


or what happen when you got one.


Haha! Nice try pretending you have a wanker!

No, but in all seriousness, I always had a renob when I left tech class at like 2pm, no there was nothing to stimulate it either, it just showed up.

This would suck at a nude beach. D:

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This would suck at a nude beach. D:

Lol'd at the mental picture.

Erections are more prone to occur when you are about to be called on.