Author Topic: scary stories  (Read 96026 times)

 but it is a fun topic

i dont have any good storys right now

Heh, Quagmire reference?
Thats the joke... Can't trust nobody nomore

I read this topic and yelled "Shut all the windows!"

You walk into a small room, the smell of rot and blood overwhelms your senses.
Just as you get ready to turn back, a loud noise reverberates from the back of the room and the lights cut out
Lost in the darkness you stumble around trying to find a way out.
The noise continues getting louder and louder as you stumble faster and faster. You become aware that this is a
Game.

The lights flash back on and a pale man exclaims "Read the first word in each line!"

Mehhhhhhh

You walk into a small room, the smell of rot and blood overwhelms your senses.
Just as you get ready to turn back, a loud noise reverberates from the back of the room and the lights cut out
Lost in the darkness you stumble around trying to find a way out.
The noise continues getting louder and louder as you stumble faster and faster. You become aware that this is a
Game.
i lost the game here, without reading further

Ahem, Gentlemen.
Heres my story;

You
Just
Lost
The
Game
Permanetly

The end. Oh did I mension you lost the game permanetly?

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$10.99
what happens if you leave $11.00?

what happens if you leave $11.00?
They'll rip out your spinal cord from your mouth and hang you with it.

Or, maybe no medic? :o
don't you wish your average medic was dedicated to saving you to the point of insanity?

don't you wish your average medic was dedicated to saving you to the point of insanity?
That medic was a brave man. Brave, indeed.

That medic was a brave man. Brave, indeed.
very.......id be lucky if the medic was blood type A if I was replaced by one of the soilders

So, there was a marshmallow, a bowl of gelatin, and an ear of corn. The marsh mallow goes insane and kills the corn and stuffs the body in the cellar, and every night he hears strange noises. click clack click clack ever night, this drives him even more insane. He gives the body to the bowl of gelatin and the sounds get him sent to an asylum that burst into flame upon arrival. The marshmallow went to a phyciatrist and got better, but that night he saw the gelatin in his dream that night, he was wearing a red and green sweater and a fedora with a lether glove with piranha heads jutting out of his eyes. The gelatin killed the marshmallow in his sleep and no one was ever bothered by the corn or the dead body ever again. The End.

So, there was a marshmallow, a bowl of gelatin, and an ear of corn. The marsh mallow goes insane and kills the corn and stuffs the body in the cellar, and every night he hears strange noises. click clack click clack ever night, this drives him even more insane. He gives the body to the bowl of gelatin and the sounds get him sent to an asylum that burst into flame upon arrival. The marshmallow went to a phyciatrist and got better, but that night he saw the gelatin in his dream that night, he was wearing a red and green sweater and a fedora with a lether glove with piranha heads jutting out of his eyes. The gelatin killed the marshmallow in his sleep and no one was ever bothered by the corn or the dead body ever again. The End.


Red made me shat bricks.