Author Topic: JDofPivot attempted to explain Evolution, please move this to Drama.  (Read 3577 times)

So, here's the story.
You have a creature, say.. A frog.
The frog is stupid, a simple creature at the moment.
When it mates, it has babies. But, to mate, it must first be accepted by the female. This is where one of the most important parts of evolution is; genetics. From the earliest ancestor of this frog, the females had to accept the males, so, what better way to decide than abilities? This is another key point. Abilities.
Think of it like this:
You have to survive out in the wild. If you're weak, you'll get no food, and either will die or get no mate, or both. Because the weak ones die out, the best genes are passed on. What genes get passed on can either weaken the next generation or help the next generation. In most cases this will end up helping the next generation wether or not the next genes are weak. This process will repeat itself through thousands upon thousands of years, until you have a stronger species, or a whole new species.
Species can change due to mutation or "natural selection" which is what I just explained. Mutation would be like a creature, lets say, still a frog, which grows more muscle than the rest normally would. Mutation can either hinder a species, help a species, or do none of the above. Let's say said frog, a stronger frog, eats more, and grows more. The females will mate with that frog more than other frogs, and thus the offspring have a higher chance of inherriting said gene, of more muscle. This is basically how a species evolves through mutation and/or "natural selection."
To sum it up:
Natural selection - a change in genetics that is "naturally" accepted by others of the species, thus passing on the genes from the accepted ones into a new generation, over time creating a new species.
Evolution - The changing of a species, and possibly making a new species, over time due to natural selection.
Mutation - Difference in DNA in a creature of a species


That's what I understand of Evolution. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Discuss.
Oh, and, just for the record, I have never taken any "classes" on Evolution. It is a subject I have pondered throughout the many hours of the many days of the many months in the many years of my life. This is my theory, which, personally I believe to make sense.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 03:09:46 AM by JD »

No more religious stuff please. It only starts wars.

No more religious stuff please. It only starts wars.
Not a religion =P
In fact it's just scientific observation
This theory right here I came up with by myself, so it cannot be a religion.

NO GAWD DUZ IT

Besides, earth is 6000 years old, that makes more sense.






JK I is athiest :P.

No more religious stuff please. It only starts wars.
It's not religion, it's science!

I believe you are correct, I'm certain this is common knowledge though.

Also Ignore people who say stuff like.
NO GAWD DUZ IT
They are idiots.

If I wanted to know about evolution, I'd look it up, not accept information from you of all people.

It's not religion, it's science!

I believe you are correct, I'm certain this is common knowledge though.
Quiet true, just, a lot of people don't understand the very idea of Evolution.
For most people it's just; "we come from monkeez"
Edit: Rky, then why did you open up this topic?

What I mean is, people who don't believe in this stuff aren't going to like this.

Now here comes the war. I'll be hiding in the basement.

What I mean is, people who don't believe in this stuff aren't going to like this.

Now here comes the war. I'll be hiding in the basement.
Well then we could just handle it like sensable people.
Understanding others' beliefs is just yet another way to gain more information.

am i the only one who didnt see any religious war, and i'm even christian?

also, i think JD described it almost perfectly

Quiet true, just, a lot of people don't understand the very idea of Evolution.
For most people it's just; "we come from monkeez"
Edit: Rky, then why did you open up this topic?
Quiet true indeed. I like my evolution the right way: silent, but deadly.

Among other silent things is myself at this moment. I am speechless as to why such a peculiar question would be raised, but also because I'm not actually talking.

So I'm lurking the forums late at night, popping into every topic that shows up hoping something interesting will happen. I see a topic about evolution, and I say to myself, "Alright! Religious children who don't understand what to do in such a situation(ignore it) freaking out in poorly spelt anger!".

Instead I am treated to common knowledge from prof. JD, and an ominous question rattling against my brain.

Why did I open up this topic?



All in all, I should've known that nothing JD posts is of any value, and is to be ignored at all costs.



am i the only one who didnt see any religious war, and i'm even christian?

also, i think JD described it almost perfectly
Wow, thank you very much.
-snips-
Either way, I could say the same thing about you. But I'm not. You didn't have to come into the topic and shove it off negatively, you could've merely said something, maybe "It is a theory, but it's not one that I trust."
But, who am I to judge you? We all have our own opinions.

Wow, thank you very much.
Big whoop.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

Bam. Down the hatch. Instant description.

Now lets all go throw acid on whalers so we can get a TV show and they can adapt acid resistant skin.



Either way, I could say the same thing about you. But I'm not. You didn't have to come into the topic and shove it off negatively, you could've merely said something, maybe "It is a theory, but it's not one that I trust."
But, who am I to judge you? We all have our own opinions.
Thanks for acting like your better than I am after I tell you WHY I OPENED THIS TOPIC(bonus hint: the answer to your question).

I never said I had differing views on the matter, in fact I merely said that you are not a trust-able source of information. I then got a hate letter(see exhibit A: your ignorance) and responded to it.

Obviously you are someone to judge because you have done it already. Please continue to act like you aren't judging me though, it really helps you appear like the better person in this argument when you misunderstand what I say, fail to produce a valid argument, and then try to start a fight over nonexistent conflicts.

We all have our own opinions, just yours suck. I could find this information easily if I wanted to and it serves no use to be placed here. If you want to make this interesting try to collect a horde of ignorant children so we can have a barbecue. This only serves to strengthen your ego so you can make critical errors and scrape out of it by making more errors.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 02:29:20 AM by rkynick »

Now lets all go throw acid on whalers so we can get a TV show and they can adapt acid resistant skin.
Not how it works, man.
The topic's not about a summary.
It's about a theory. If you are too unintellegent to get the point of a topic, kindly leave.

Not how it works, man.
The topic's not about a summary.
It's about a theory. If you are too unintellegent to get the point of a topic, kindly leave.
You're too unintelligent to spell unintelligent, why should I take advice from you, especially if you can't separate satire from actual points?

Besides that, I've modified the device(see: modified the post). Please provide another stupid response so I can scold you.

As we used to say in the motherland, I'll beat you with an olive branch.