Blonde jokes

[wiiman]

So one night these two girls were taking a walk. On there way home they both had to pee. They were nere a gravehard so one when behind a tombstone and peed ,and the other one did too. Then they realized that they had nothing to wipe with. So one took kof her panties and wiped with those and throow them away.The other one had a pair of good under where and did not want to get them dirty. Then she found a card laying on a tombsone and wiped with it.so when they got to there houses. the two husbands called each other and said these girls night outs have to stop my wife came home without panties.the other guy said my wife came home with a card suck between her cheeks that said from all the guys at the fire station will remember you.


Please post some if you know any

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[wiiman]

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

[Hollywood]

So one night these two girls were taking a walk. On there way home they both had to pee. They were nere a gravehard so one when behind a tombstone and peed ,and the other one did too. Then they realized that they had nothing to wipe with. So one took kof her panties and wiped with those and throow them away.The other one had a pair of good under where and did not want to get them dirty. Then she found a card laying on a tombsone and wiped with it.so when they got to there houses. the two husbands called each other and said these girls night outs have to stop my wife came home without panties.the other guy said my wife came home with a card suck between her cheeks that said from all the guys at the fire station will remember you.

Just a point.
Not including grammar or punctuation mistakes.
If you have to make jokes towards one particular group of people, at least make sure it's spelt correctly.

PS: I'm blonde. :D

[Hollywood]

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

Haha, lol'd.

[wiiman]

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

[wiiman]

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

[Dread]

Two blondes walk into a bar.

You'd think that one of them would have seen it.

[wiiman]

That lol by the way I like your avitar.

[wiiman]

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

[Moriarty]

Two blondes walk into a bar.

You'd think that one of them would have seen it.

Lol'd

[wiiman]

I like that one too.

[Meekl]

i have Blonde hair. and i'm NOT stupid. >:c

[wiiman]

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."



Not all blondes are stupid

[wiiman]

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!

[duke 838]

Two blondes walk into a bar.

You'd think that one of them would have seen it.

I've heard that before, but it wasn't a blond joke.