Wiiman, great copypasta jokes. No one would ever guess you didn't really know all these jokes you're telling.
There was a blonde, brunette, a redhead and a boy scout on a plane. Suddenly out of nowhere, the pilot runs to the back of the plane, grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. All four of them notice there's only three parachutes left. So the blonde grabs one and jumps. The brunette grabs one and jumps leaving the redhead and the boyscout. The brunette tells the boy "Go on, take the last parachute, I've had a longer chance to live than you. You deserve to survive." The boyscout looks up to her with a slightly confused look on his face and replies, "No, there's still two parachutes, the blonde grabbed my backpack by mistake."
Add rimshot, cue curtains and bow.