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A blond is walking down the street, listening to music. She walks in front of a bus,. and the bus driver gestures her to take off her headphones. A couple minutes later, she collapses in the street, dead. A policeman walks over to see what was wrong. He put on her headphones, and he heard: "Breath in...... Breath out..... Breath in........ Breath out......."
Blond boys are random smart, athletic, dumbRedhead boys are usaully athletic and fast.Black hair boys are usally smartBrown hair boys are usally, extinct.
i have Blonde hair. and i'm NOT stupid. >:c
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."Noy all blondes are stupid
Thorax, you said "You", so you gave no accual direct subject. You can mean anyone that reads it.
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what the hell is with wiiman and double posting?
I think I lol'd the hardest I have in about 63 years. :P
Go check out the topic on blonde jokes in off topic.
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