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[Lileep]

I decided to see how tribal people could get if you act tribal:

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Stranger: hi
You: hi do you hate chinese people
You: i do
Stranger: let's have love then'

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[Master Adam]

just to say i never edited this one

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Stranger: im gay!
i like snake!
You: go forget urself gaylord
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OMG WTF IM NOT GAY!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what music do you listen to?
You: uhh lots of different kinds you
Stranger: Ke$ha
You: sweet
Stranger: whats your fav?
You: umm cant say really
You: im not good at choices
Stranger: OMG your gay?

[skill4life]

Stranger: hey..x
You: GREETINGS, DO YOU KNOW THE LOCATION OF MY LEADER ZOIEN?
Stranger: wtf
You: HIS INTERGALACTIC COORDINATES ARE -49.389 23.394 203.384
You: I WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR HELP ON FINDING HIM.
You: I'M NEW TO THIS REGION, WHERE IS THE NEAREST SUPPLY DEPOT
You: MY SHIP IS LOW ON FUEL, I HAVE NO HUMANS TO POWER IT.
Stranger: forget off byee

[skill4life]

Here's another.

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You: OH MY.
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN
Stranger: lol what
You: YOUR COMPUTER IS FAR AWAY FROM YOUR KITCHEN
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON IT.
Stranger: im guessing ur a guy lol
You: INDEED I AM.
You: NOW MAKE ME A SAMMICH./
Stranger: haha u want a beer with tht sir?
Stranger: lol
You: INDEED.
You: DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?
Stranger: um yes......me.....
You: I BET THEY REGRET THAT
Stranger: and my brother...
You: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
Stranger: MAKE ME !!
You: OH I WILL.
You: JUST GIVE ME A FLUFFY HUG.
You: IT CAN ONLY RESULT IN PAIN AND SUFFERING
You: ...AND SAMMICHES
Stranger: hmmm so im guessing ur into male dominance?
Stranger: lol
You: NO.
You: I'M INTO LOBSTER DOMINANCE.
You: YOU'RE BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE MY DOMINANCE.
You: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.
Stranger: nopee u cant make me
You: Behind you.
Stranger: yaa right
You: I'm behind you.
Stranger: sure
You: Yes.
You: With a piece of paper.
You: it says "You'll die in 7 days if you do not move back to the kitchen"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: LOVELY KITCHEN YOU HAVE
You: OH MY IS THAT BREAD?
You: LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN MAKE A SAMMICH.
You: AND FEED IT TO THE NEAREST MALE.
You: OR LOBSTER.
Stranger: im not japanese im not a maid loll.
You: YOU'RE FEMALE.
You: YOU BELONG IN THE KITCHEN.
Stranger: and u belong at work!!!!
You: I WORK AT HOME.
Stranger: and u belong in my pantss!!!!! hahah.
You: TRUST ME YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THAT
You: BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY JOB IS.
Stranger: your right
Stranger: i cant
You: TAKE A WILD GUESS.
Stranger: uhhhh......
Stranger: hahah a nanny
You: NO, MY JOB IS TELLING PEOPLE WHO BELONG IN THE KITCHEN TO GET BACK IN THERE AND MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SAMMICH
Stranger: well im not gonna go in the kitchen
Stranger: becaussseee......
You: YOU BETTER.
Stranger: you cant make mee!
You: WELL. I'LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE YOUR COMPUTER ONTO THE KITCHEN TABLE.
You: Wait is that i window behind you?
Stranger: yess......
You: Look out it.
Stranger: why
You: Because.
Stranger: k i will
Stranger: hold on
You: SEE THAT TREE?
Stranger: hahaaha ya
You: THAT TREE WAS SAYING TO GET IN THE KITCHEN
You: DON'T YOU DENY MOTHER NATURE.
Stranger: guess what!
You: NO
You: WAIT
You: I'M GUESSING YOU'VE DECIDED TO GO TO THE KITCHEN?
Stranger: lol no
You: WHAT THEN
Stranger: BALLS.
Also, I'm 100% sure that she was female, Because this was video chat and i had my pic as a creeper. And i told her to go to the window, she did.

[Wonder G]

You: hello
Stranger: horny male looking for horny girls for webcam lovex
You: OH AND BTW, I forgetED YOUR MOM
Stranger: no u dident
Stranger: pusillanimous individual ass bitch
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: BTW, I forgetED YOUR MOM HARD UP THE ASS
Stranger: maderchode k bache

Can anyone tell me what maderchode k bache means, please?

[Olaf]

You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whazzup
You: Girl 16 year old, Europe.
You: XD
Stranger: where in europe
You: Russia
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[Riot]

You:  Kees me
Stranger: hi
You: :D
Stranger: kiss u
You: :3

You:  Kees me
Stranger: evening

You:  Kees me
Stranger: 17 m usa big richard

You:  Kees me
Stranger: i wish i could

You: Kees me

[Sebster 105]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7XmmnlR0e0

[thomas64]

FFFF
Every time I see the link I can't help it >:C

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You: Hello
Stranger: Heh
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: :)
Stranger: RAWR
Stranger: ;3
Stranger: Lolz.
Stranger: xD
You: ahhh
Stranger: I R A DINO ;3
You: KILL IT WITH FIRE
Stranger: BUT HAVE NO FEAR. I R ONLY 5FT3 -.^
Stranger: AND SOFT
You: hue
Stranger: AND I PUKE RAINBOWS
Stranger: AND SMELL LAIK VANILLA ;3
You: Laik
You: DOUBLE RAINBOWWWWW
Stranger: HEH :D
You: hue
You: Open the door, get on the floor, everyone do the dinosaur :3
Stranger: Heh :D
Stranger: LOL
You: Caps lock
You: hue
Stranger: WHERE YOU FROM
You: THE MOOOOOON
You: I am from the moon
Stranger: OH AWESOME ENGLAND HERE
Stranger: LOL
You: England is cool :D
Stranger: YEH
Stranger: WHERE YOU REALLY FRMO THEN
You: ahhh caps
Stranger: FROM*
Stranger: Heh, sorry
Stranger: o_O I liek caps.
Stranger: LOL
You: laik
You: I am from Mars!
Stranger: OH
Stranger: AWESOME
You: caps
Stranger: HEh sorry
You: caps, caps everywhere
You: go buy minecraftttt
Stranger: o_O
You: Minecraft is awesome game
Stranger: LOLZ
You: and you should buy it naow
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: o_O
You: hey just a question, you woulnd't happen to have a steam account?
You: please hurry
Stranger: Uh, no
Stranger: LOL
You: Awww
Stranger: Just facebook
You: Ok then, I might talk to you later, see ya
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[Skateaton]

not my vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO963DxQ2xA

[StarDust]

You:  Hi
Stranger: 63 m india
You: 15 m USA
You: ...
Stranger: please disconnect


Lol I c child enthusiast

[Spartan923]

Hue.. Bump

Anyway..

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You: Hi
Stranger: helloo guys
You: SAY loving ASL I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OFF YOUR HANDS
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: i wont say asl
Stranger: i never say asl
Stranger: i hate asl
You: But you just did :I
Stranger: OH !!!
Stranger: OH NO
You: three times infact
Stranger: xD
You: c:
Stranger: im pretty stupid i guess
You: Yep
Stranger:  ಠ_ಠ
You: Quick question
You: Do you like your hands?
Stranger: yes
You: Aw.. Too bad D:
Stranger: why u ask?
You: Because I was going to rip them off :U
Stranger: you cant :)
You: Lies
Stranger: we can pretend like you can but you cant
Stranger: you know that?
You: c:
You: How did you know
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: maybe im god or something
You: :O
You: BUT THERE IS NO GOD D:
Stranger: yes there is
Stranger: goz im that GOD!!!!
You: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: so there is
Stranger: u really need help
Stranger: ...
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Oh my..

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You: Hi
Stranger: ✈ ▌▌
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[Moriarty]

get out

[Lileep]

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Stranger: hewwwwwo
You: WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered love offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.

hi
You: ???
Stranger: get the forget outtah here
You: u there
You: why
Stranger: cuz i said so
You: why did you say so
You: honey :)
Stranger: dont honey me
You: why?
You: :)
Stranger: CUZ I SAID SO DAMN U DUMB
You: why did you say so :)
You: why are you so mean to me
You: i just want to be friends :)
Stranger: i dont want to be anything with u
You: why?
You: what did I do
You: did i say something
You: why can't we be freinds
Stranger: GO forget URSELF >:(
You: why?
You: :)
Stranger: >:(
Stranger: U PISSIN ME OFF
You: why are you mad though?
You: by the way, how old are you?
You: :)
Stranger: im mad cuz u a love offender and im pmsing
You: im not a love offender
You: what are you talking about?
Stranger: yes u r
You: no im not!!!
Stranger: w.e
You: i want to be friends
You: why are you so mean :(
Stranger: i dont
You: why do you hate me so much
You: :(
Stranger: its not my fault i hate u
You: :(
You: your so mean
You: but i still love you
You: :)
Stranger: thanx
Stranger: ew
Stranger: ewwwwwwww
You: how did you know
You: i want to be good again
Stranger: what?
You: so im starting here
You: howd you know about the offender thing
You: :(
Stranger: u sent it to me
You: no i didnt
Stranger: dont play dumb
You: i never mentioned it
You: i said hi
You: and your like forget u
You: :(
Stranger: w.e just STFU
You: :(((
You: stop being so mean
You: are you this mean to your mother
Stranger: :'( dont mention my mom at all
You: why
Stranger: she died a long time a go in a car crash :(
You: btw you're extremely stupid, i would see you as a handicap but you're so cuddly :)
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PS: The IP thing was a bullstuff IP, so don't think it's mine.

[LeetZero]

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