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[TheArmyGuy]

Stranger: dat new new
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL RIP YOUR VOCAL CORDS OUT <Yes I stole that woo
Stranger: oh i have the same view on that subject
You: Argeblarge
Stranger: hi
You: Hi asl?
Stranger: kill me
You: Lol i female 18 yrs America
You: *Is actually a 42 year old male
You: Geh.
Stranger: ohhhh i am a girl too...what a shame ahha. im 16 from australia
You: Nah male.
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: nice joke
Stranger: You know what
You: What?
Stranger: my life is so boring
You: Go play Blockland
Stranger: i am sitting here on this gay chat wasting my life away
You: http://www.blockland.us/
Stranger: no.
You: Yes it is fun.
Stranger: I would rather stay bored.
You: Alrite.
Stranger: Yep
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.

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[MegaScientifical]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: who is this
You: Your father. This place is unsafe, stop coming here.
Stranger: oh how is that
Stranger: why not safe
You: Last time Bob was here, his head got bashed in while he was on it.
You: Needless to say, it hurt a whole lot.
Stranger: thank you
You: Your welcome, son!
You: Give your old man a hug!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit: Yes, I did the old thing everyone else has done at least once:

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :9
Stranger: :)
Stranger: asl?
You: I don't think that is quite appropriate, kind sir!
You have disconnected.

Edit2: Again:

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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: RAPEST!
You have disconnected.

[LeetZero]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Say "asl" and I will make sure you won't see the light of the sun again, ever.
You: Hi
Stranger: Heh
Stranger: Asl?
You: Where you live?
Stranger: US, east coast
Stranger: you?
You: New york city.
You: Don't get scared if someone will knock at your door after like 1 week or so..
You: Well, be scared.
You: But anyway.
You: How are yuo?
Stranger: Good, good
Stranger: never answered my question though
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Note: I do not live in New York.

[MegaScientifical]

Holy stuff, I found a potential child rapist. This conversation went farther than it should have:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: How much money do you make in a year?
Stranger: forget you
You: Okay. Your place or mine?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: your head is below normal
You: At least I give it. ;)
Stranger: asl please
You: 9 f ophanarium
Stranger: ophanarium?
Stranger: where ?
You: Yep. NNY
Stranger: ny ?
You: Yep
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: Are you kid?
Stranger: 9 years old ?
Stranger: oh my..god..
Stranger: baby
You: Don't worry, I look 13
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: so funny
You: Is that so, big boy? ;)
Stranger: Sure
You: Wanna kiss? :o
Stranger: nope
Stranger: naver
You: Ah, why not, sweetie?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: too young
You: Not even if I did the happy dance?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Goo
Stranger: good
Stranger: Can I see your snake
You: I don't have one, Daddy says.
You: He even let me compare!
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: I want u
You: Showed me how it works, too. Felt weird.
Stranger: good..
Stranger: I can
You: You can what, honeybunch?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I wanna honeybunch
You: It's in my skirt...
Stranger: oh....
Stranger: nice
You: Yes... Daddy was taken away, I don't get to see him anymore... I miss him so...
Stranger: sad story..
Stranger: cheer up
You: I need someone with me to do that....
Stranger: it's me
You: :o How could you help me cheer up?
Stranger: um....
Stranger: what do you want ?
You: Something big...
Stranger: Big ,,,,,,,,,,?
You: Maybe... starts with a P
Stranger: P ?
Stranger: With me ?
You: Yes...
Stranger: oh.....
Stranger: do you want love
Stranger: ?
You: What's that?
Stranger: P
Stranger: what is mean?
Stranger: P
You: It's something big and tasty...
Stranger: big and tasty food?
You: I dunno... the stuff inside it is especially tasty...
You: Bye
You have disconnected.

[Proog]

I cant tell which is funnier, you pretending to be a girl or the conversation.

[MegaScientifical]

I cant tell which is funnier, you pretending to be a girl or the conversation.

I was actually thinking of saying "Pineapple."
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh rise, Rapture, rise!
We turn our hopes up to the skies!
Oh rise, Rapture, rise!
Upon your wings our dreams will fly.
A city in the ocean's deep
A promise that we'll always keep
To boldly turn our eyes upon the prize!
So rise, rise, rise!
Oh rise, Rapture, rise!
We merrily sing this reprise.
Oh rise, Rapture, rise!
To help us crush parasites despised.
A city on Poseidon's floor
A set of ideals we adore
A philosophy we all can emphasize
So rise, rise, rise!
Stranger: Hey asl?
You: Do people actually get laid through Omegle, or are you part of the joke?
Stranger: female here, 18 years old
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You: Oh rise, Rapture, rise!
We turn our hopes up to the skies!
Oh rise, Rapture, rise!
Upon your wings our dreams will fly.
A city in the ocean's deep
A promise that we'll always keep
To boldly turn our eyes upon the prize!
So rise, rise, rise!
Oh rise, Rapture, rise!
We merrily sing this reprise.
Oh rise, Rapture, rise!
To help us crush parasites despised.
A city on Poseidon's floor
A set of ideals we adore
A philosophy we all can emphasize
So rise, rise, rise!
Stranger: what?
You: BioShock
Stranger: whaaat?
You: Videogame
Stranger: why are you startinga conversation with it?
You: Because I know quite a lot about the games. If you don't leave when I say that, you're either stupid, a good person, or know about the game and I can fill in on information from it. :D
You: I assume you're the 'a good person' ?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: i guess
You: I have been informed BioShock Infinite falls around 2012. I ever so hope to get it and attend any arranged events for said game.
Stranger: it's good to meet a person here, who's not a perv or moron or both
Stranger: but i have sopme work to do
Stranger: so.. bye.. it was nice to meet you
You: Bye. :D Nice to meet you, as well.
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Stranger: Hey
You: I don't know what you mean!
Stranger: Santa here
You: SANTA!
You: OMG!
You: I WANT A TRAIN!
You: BUT LIKE! IT SHIPS LITTLE LEGO BLOCKS!
Stranger: Haha xD sorry, u have been really dab dab girl/boy this year
Stranger: so you will get only candys
Stranger: :P
You: :o What KIND of candy, Santa Claws?
Stranger: Chocolate
Stranger: do u like it.?
Stranger: :P
You: It tastes musky D:
You: Where did this come from?!
You: ... Santa? :(
You: Santa :'(
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Stranger: hi
You: You don't know how glad I am to see you!
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[Your Local443]

You: My butt is throbbing talking to you is giving me lolz
Random Rapist: lovey
You: WTF RAPIST
You have disconnected

[otto-san]

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Stranger: TBcigarette?
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: whats up
You: the sky
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: asl
You: 16-f
Stranger: 17 male here
Stranger: from?
You: o u
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lol

[superslayer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mother russia sends her regards comerade, do you accept your next mission?
You: do you accept breifing for you next mission?
Stranger: yes sir !
You: the time has come to nuke china, they will rise to power before to long if not taken care of soon. type this code in on a launch terminal in the capital of rissia:903945234185, this code will launch several nukes to china. go and make your mother proud!
You: do you accept the mission

it suddenly ends :o

[brickybob]

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You: Do you play CS?
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I'm no lady's man.

[brickybob]

Double toast.

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Stranger: hi
You: Not dating.
You: Cat is on my arm.
Stranger: wt abt love
You: Jerk off.
You: The end,
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[Shamuna]

You: Tom, Is that you?
Stranger: How... did you know?
You: Cause, Your my.....Son!!!!
Stranger: PARENT?!
You: Yes, I am your mother. It's been so long!
Stranger: Oh, my madre!
You: Yes. Its been so long since your father sucked your.....nvm.
Stranger: I have tried to forget that...
You: Sorry to bring it up.
Stranger: You know I loved that lolipop.

[Night Fox]

Ohgodlol:

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi.
You: Hello.
You: Are you,
You: a furry?
Stranger: wtc?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Squall Leonheart2275]

Stranger:Hi,im male 17 usa to save you the trouble
You:Hey!Im Female 16 usa!
Stranger:asl?
You:(fake address)
Stranger:(Real address)
You:wanna go out for lunch some time?
Stranger:<3 Sure
You:Get a life.
You:go back to your research.
You have disconnected.

[Freeze]

-Wrong topic. Who bumped this lol.-