"When you don't succeed, you are running along the edge of failure." --Choneis
And I though this was funny too.
"Looks like you've got quite the balls for this!"
Just not to spam the topic.
I got two.
"When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice. And everybody will wonder how the heck you did it."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, Heck I though they were purple. I have a beer would you like one too?"