Author Topic: Corn Syrup  (Read 1546 times)

Has anyone ever eaten plain corn syrup? I know it sounds disgusting but it tastes AMAZING! It's like the purest form of candy. :9

So does antifreeze, but I know some things you just don't drink.

A bit of white corn syrup and butter make for a good bread spread.

How about peanut butter, on the roof of a dogs mouth. That is way more better and entertaining.

How about peanut butter, on the roof of a dogs mouth. That is way more better and entertaining.

How does it taste good.


corn syrup+some butter+honey
mix it up


that stuff is godly spread on corn bread

So does antifreeze, but I know some things you just don't drink.
did you drink antifreeze cuz that stuff will KILL ya just like him  :cookieMonster:

did you drink antifreeze cuz that stuff will KILL ya just like him  :cookieMonster:

Please become more educated.

A stick of butter rolled in brown cinnimon suger. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

A stick of butter rolled in brown cinnimon suger. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
followed by a glass of fry oil.

Speaking of which, has anyone had a fried Oreo before?

Speaking of which, has anyone had a fried Oreo before?
I would've last year at the Del Mar Fair, but my parents wouldnt let me.

I would've last year at the Del Mar Fair, but my parents wouldnt let me.

yay texas

Barely relevant.
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==>corn syrup logged in.
==>corn syrup: corn syrup
==>corn syrup says, "corn syrup"
==>corn syrup says, "corn syrup"
==>corn syrup says, "corn syrup"
==>corn syrup says, "corn syrup"
==>corn syrup says, "corn syrup"
==>corn syrup says, "corn syrup?"
==>corn syrup says, "would you like to join the fellowship of the corn syrup"
==>corn syrup says, "we specalize in jams"
==>Jetz says, "Im busy now"
==>corn syrup says, "corn syrupy jams"
==>corn syrup says, "please join"
==>corn syrup says, "you can be a special corn picker"
==>corn syrup says, "you pick the kernals of the corn and mash it up"
==>corn syrup says, "then drain it through a tube"
==>corn syrup says, "and corn syrup"
==>corn syrup says, "would you like to join sir"
==>corn syrup says, "you have to donate a few heads of corn though"
==>corn syrup says, "any corn of your choosing"
==>corn syrup says, "mexican corn, spanish corn, or just plain american corn"
==>Jetz says, "I thought heads were of lettuse"
==>corn syrup says, "we like people to give head"
==>corn syrup says, "help im stuck in smoke"
==>corn syrup says, "its not good for the corn"
==>corn syrup says, "please put me out of the smoke kind sir"
==>corn syrup says, "we cornologists have to breed"
==>corn syrup says, "thank you maam"
==>corn syrup says, "your patronage is most loved"
==>corn syrup says, "stop please"
==>corn syrup says, "help im going to get corn disease"
==>corn syrup says, "too much moister can spoil a good pie"
==>corn syrup says, "what is that"
==>corn syrup says, "help im getting second hand smoke"
==>corn syrup says, "thats the hand i use for husking corns"
==>corn syrup says, "if you get what i mean"
==>MentVolcano says, "stop jetz"
==>corn syrup says, "help he is touching me"
==>corn syrup says, "SIR PLEASE STOP"
==>corn syrup logged out.
==>MentVolcano was killed by a monster!
==>MentVolcano: fack
==>corn syrup logged in.
==>corn syrup says, "so"
==>corn syrup says, "would you like to join"
==>New character created: NewCharacterCreated
==>Jetz says, "Sure"
==>corn syrup says, "GIVE ME THE loving MONEY FAST"
==>corn syrup says, "lol"
==>corn syrup says, "how much is it"
==>Jetz says, "136"
==>corn syrup says, "the monthly corn fee is $500 a year with added health insurance"
==>corn syrup says, "move me into the corner plochs"
==>corn syrup says, "a corn can only take so much"
==>corn syrup says, "i know for a FACT that the next harry potter book would have been named Harry Potter and the corn husker"
==>corn syrup says, "it really gets down to the morales of the syrup"
==>MentVolcano says, "who the hell is he"
==>corn syrup says, "the texture, to viscosity of the syrup"
==>corn syrup says, "there are many ethical questions to be asked"
==>corn syrup says, "thank you sir"
==>MentVolcano was killed by a Fire Orc!
==>corn syrup says, "so would you like to join"
==>corn syrup says, "GIVE ME IT PLS"
==>corn syrup says, "fu :("
==>Jetz says, "nothx"
==>corn syrup says, "dont you like me more :("
==>corn syrup says, "the guidelines of husking are CLEARLY printed on my website"
==>Jetz killed herself!
==>corn syrup says, "you grasp the corn with both hands and thrust"
==>corn syrup: help sir
==>MentVolcano: Jetz no
==>corn syrup says, "help me sir please"
==>MentVolcano: I used 4 dyna to get him out
==>corn syrup says, "no into the volcnao :("
==>corn syrup says, "help me sir i have to breed"
==>Jetz: I so confused
==>corn syrup says, "no!"
==>MentVolcano: he can come in
==>MentVolcano: just bring in dark
==>corn syrup: the volcano nutrients are vital to my syrup
==>MentVolcano: not light
==>corn syrup says, "drop it in forgeter"
==>Jetz: Darklight?
==>corn syrup says, "lol"
==>MentVolcano: yes
==>MentVolcano: the dark light
==>corn syrup: no i need the light
==>corn syrup: please sir
==>corn syrup says, "it is vital that i get out of the smoke!"
==>corn syrup says, "thank you sir"
==>Jetz was killed by a Fire Orc!
==>corn syrup says, "leave me be"
==>MentVolcano: JEtz
==>Jetz: Yes?
==>MentVolcano: leave him in the fcking dark
==>MentVolcano: he spawns orcs near me
==>Jetz: Dont we want orcs?
==>MentVolcano: not near me
==>corn syrup says, "Bleh Co. will never be the same with tasteless syrup"
==>Jetz says, "I miss bleh co..."
==>corn syrup says, "the delicate texture of the syrup shall not be compromise!"
==>MentVolcano says, "bleh co?"
==>Jetz says, "Blockland thing"
==>corn syrup says, "sir!"
==>corn syrup says, "sir please move me"
==>corn syrup says, "move mee"
==>corn syrup says, "TRAITOR"
==>Jetz says, "Id get that one way or another"
==>MentVolcano says, "get what"
==>Jetz says, "nvm"
==>corn syrup says, "move mee"
==>corn syrup says, "jet smove mee"
==>MentVolcano: come jetz
==>Jetz: Nah
==>Jetz: Im bored
================>Game Session Ended<================
Turns out he was Storeclerk.