"You want to see a picture of my dead dad? He's TOTALLY DEAD"
"Sure"
"This is him posing next to Evil Knievel. He used to test the ramps and stuff before Evil came in and took all the glory. And then one day, he attempted jumping 21 milk trucks. He nailed the take off, but then something went wrong; he hit the ramp and his handlebars went straight through his head, his face exploded out the back of his head, there was blood everywhere. He died instantly... the next day."
-Hot Rod