35 rules about the internet.

[Marcem]

It's two.

[Ad Bot]

[Block Builder]

It's two.

I'm tired D:

[Ziyek]

1. DON'T TIME OUT!
2. Always follow these rules.
3. Always be prepared.
4. Don't spam
5. No trap links
6. Don't post bad words, you will lose a lot of respect
7. Don't be tribal. You will lose all your respect
8. Don't talk 1337.
9. Don't talk about $3><. You will lose a lot of respect
10. Don't post real information about yourself>what school you go to, what city you
      live in and when your birthday is.
11. Do no call people a noob, you may get hacked. wat?
12. Log off when you are done with the website.
13. Do not cause glitches.
14. Remember it is the internet and not real life.
15. Try not to get mad at mean players, just report them.  psssh, tattle tale.
16. Try not to get banned from any websites.
17. Do not make fun of new players, they need practice to get good at the game.
18. Do not make fun of people under 16.
19. Do not ban or kick players off the game for no reason.
20. Before you join a website read all of the rules.
21. No shooting your computer screen because you are angry at a player.
22. Do not talk about your personal life, unless you have to.
23. Just because a user hasn't been playing for one month, it doesn't mean
      they're not good at the game.
24. Do not get mad a people with bad grammar.
25. If someone is calling you a bad user, and your not, just ignore them.
26. If nobody cares, do not post anything.
27. When you beg to be an admin, it could get you banned.
28. Don't hack.
29. If nobody know what your talking about, stop talking.
30. Always obey the admins on the website.
31. In the forums if it says do not post certain stuff, then don't. I would of never guessed
32. You shouldn't post pictures that will give away information about yourself.
33. If don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all.
34. If your computer explodes, when you get a new one, do not say anything about
      it.
35. If you aren't having fun, don't play. That is the last rule.

[Azimuth]

Here's a list of what's wrong with your rules, rule by rule.
1. Wow, this makes no sense.
2. I think you think these rules aren't legit so you say this because you are insecure
3. Prepared for what?
4. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
5. Trap links are fun, friend.
6. Rule for stupid children.
7. Rule for stupid children.
8. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
9. This makes no sense either.
10. Rule for stupid children, because they can't understand to not post everything about them.
11. Haha, what.
12. wat
13. wat
14. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
15. Thank you, Captain Obvious.
16. How is this a rule.
17. Rule for stupid children.
18. Rule for stupid children.
19. Rule for stupid children.
20. Rule for stupid children.
21. Rule for stupid children.
22. Wait, how do they make you talk about it.
23. I think this is obvious. Still not a rule.
24. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
25. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
26. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
27. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
28. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
29. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
30. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
31. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.
32. Rule for stupid children.
33. Rule for stupid children.
34. No.
35. Wow, thank you Captain Obvious.


Alot of it is obvious stuff people should know.  Alot of it is for stupid children who do not understand the concept of rape.  Alot of it is handicapped, and none of them are even worthy to be rules.

already done kaden

[SkyMaster]

already done kaden

1. DON'T TIME OUT! <don't talk in caps>
2. Always follow these rules.
3. Always be prepared. <for what?>
4. Don't spam <AHEM>
5. No trap links
6. Don't post bad words, you will lose a lot of respect <what are you, a first grader?>
7. Don't be tribal. You will lose all your respect
8. Don't talk 1337. <you are>
9. Don't talk about $3><. You will lose a lot of respect <you'll get more popular>
10. Don't post real information about yourself>what school you go to, what city you
      live in and when your birthday is. <nobody will stalk you>
11. Do no call people a noob, you may get hacked. <1. look who's talking. 2. Noobs (like yourself) can't hack>
12. Log off when you are done with the website.
13. Do not cause glitches. <what?>
14. Remember it is the internet and not real life.
15. Try not to get mad at mean players, just report them.
16. Try not to get banned from any websites.
17. Do not make fun of new players, they need practice to get good at the game.
18. Do not make fun of people under 16. <like yourself?>
19. Do not ban or kick players off the game for no reason.
20. Before you join a website read all of the rules.
21. No shooting your computer screen because you are angry at a player. <lol, you're stupid>
22. Do not talk about your personal life, unless you have to. <There's a DRAMA section>
23. Just because a user hasn't been playing for one month, it doesn't mean
      they're not good at the game.
24. Do not get mad a people with bad grammar. <"Do no call" lol>
25. If someone is calling you a bad user, and your not, just ignore them.
26. If nobody cares, do not post anything. <AHEM>
27. When you beg to be an admin, it could get you banned.
28. Don't hack.
29. If nobody know what your talking about, stop talking. <AHEM>
30. Always obey the admins on the website.
31. In the forums if it says do not post certain stuff, then don't.
32. You shouldn't post pictures that will give away information about yourself.
33. If don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all. <look what I'm doing>
34. If your computer explodes, when you get a new one, do not say anything about
      it. <what?>
35. If you aren't having fun, don't play. That is the last rule. <thank god it is>

done twice

[Nepthan]

Rule 34 is wrong.

[Rekuddo]

These rules look like something that you might get about using the internet in school...

[Flying Ace]

11. Do no call people a noob, you may get hacked.

I'd like to see you try, noob

[JD]

Number One Rule About The Internet:
Zackinlego is an epic friend.

[IceBlue]

[lolzorz mcgee]

Rule 34 is wrong.

I thought that was in the rules of life, not the internet.

But yes, this list is way off.

[Gamefandan]

When I looked at this I expected Rule 34 to be about research, like it's supposed to be.

I expected these rules:

-Snip of picture-

Ice already posted it. ;D

[Chrono]

1. DON'T TIME OUT!                      k
2. Always follow these rules.          forget you.
3. Always be prepared.                 Thank you for sharing common sense.
4. Don't spam                       ...
5. No trap links                                Forum rule, not internet.
6. Don't post bad words, you will lose a lot of respect                 forget you.
7. Don't be tribal. You will lose all your respect                         monday.
8. Don't talk 1337.                                                           n00b f4gg0t
9. Don't talk about $3><. You will lose a lot of respect               And what the forget is $3><?
10. Don't post real information about yourself>what school you go to, what city you
      live in and when your birthday is.              I live in Sarnia, I'm an 18 year old male living on Bennett street.
11. Do no call people a noob, you may get hacked.      Noob, hack me.
12. Log off when you are done with the website.                I have nothing to hide, and my brother hates going against rules more than I do.
13. Do not cause glitches.                                    

14. Remember it is the internet and not real life.                   -punches you-
15. Try not to get mad at mean players, just report them.                 friend.
16. Try not to get banned from any websites.                                  Oh and why should I care if I'm banned from PBS kids?
17. Do not make fun of new players, they need practice to get good at the game.                 Duh.
18. Do not make fun of people under 16.                                        So it's okay to make fun of people over 15?
19. Do not ban or kick players off the game for no reason.                      There is always a reason for everything. I'll kick you for the sake of kicking.
20. Before you join a website read all of the rules.                               That's optional. Just don't cry if you're banned.
21. No shooting your computer screen because you are angry at a player.                   Well stuff, now I can't see.
22. Do not talk about your personal life, unless you have to.                         Well today I watched a school get torn down.
23. Just because a user hasn't been playing for one month, it doesn't mean                 
      they're not good at the game.                  But if they're playing for over a month, and still suck, then what?
24. Do not get mad a people with bad grammar.                       wai u nu gud at grammer every1 shud gud at grammur i lyke cookey
25. If someone is calling you a bad user, and your not, just ignore them.
26. If nobody cares, do not post anything.
27. When you beg to be an admin, it could get you banned.
28. Don't hack.
29. If nobody know what your talking about, stop talking.
30. Always obey the admins on the website.
31. In the forums if it says do not post certain stuff, then don't.
32. You shouldn't post pictures that will give away information about yourself.
33. If don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all.
34. If your computer explodes, when you get a new one, do not say anything about
      it.
35. If you aren't having fun, don't play. That is the last rule.

I don't feel like doing the rest.

[Grampy]

4chan stuff-

friend

[JD]

Rule 1 should be:
If you're posting these rules on a forum to cover your ass, you're a friend.