Help! Im in a tornado watch!

[Burple]

Crap! I'm in fairfield on the border of bridge port in Connecticut! And it says HIGH tornado watch! AAAAA!!!

[Ad Bot]

[Retz]

So what.  I hope you die.

[kakashi11]

I never saw you, and how do we help?

[pixl]

If it comes ne'er your house hide in a immobile source, such as a basement or a bathtub

[lolzorz mcgee]

uuuh...

Can someone translate for me?  I can't tell what he's talking about, other than him and a tornado.

[Retz]

If it comes ne'er your house hide in a immobile source, such as a basement or a bathtub

Hold on to a lamp.  You will be safe, I can assure you.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

uuuh...

Can someone translate for me?  I can't tell what he's talking about, other than him and a tornado.

I think he said he's being raped by a tornado...

[Frontrox]

Hurry get the the center of the home,then cover your self.

[lolzorz mcgee]

I think he said he's being raped by a tornado...

OH!

Then pretend you like it, and then ask for it's phone number.  When it leaves, call the police and give them it's phone number. :P

[Mr.Patrick]

uuuh...

Can someone translate for me?  I can't tell what he's talking about, other than him and a tornado.

it's easy to understand if you just use a little bit of common sense.

[Hugums]

Stand in a door way and don't move till at least 5 minutes after the final quake... Owait...
Take 2
Touch the door with the back of your hand, if it's hot then go to the bathroom and wet a towel...
Take 3
Get in a room with no windows or if you have a basement go in there. thats the right one.

[Solid]

I've had like, 10 tornado warnings in the past year, and I didn't even see a tornado once in all of them. So a watch really shouldn't be something to worry about.

Btw, I live in Indiana.

[Tingalz]

I've had like, 10 tornado warnings in the past year, and I didn't even see a tornado once in all of them. So a watch really shouldn't be something to worry about.

Btw, I live in Indiana.

I live in the southwestern corner of ohio 

[Burple]

Never mind it's gone! You guys are such forgetin bastards. (Saying I hope you die.) starfishs

[Chrono]

Never mind it's gone! You guys are such forgetin bastards. (Saying I hope you die.) starfishs

One word.
Internet.