Author Topic: Fortune Cookies (Read 1000 times)

Menen · June 28, 2009, 01:47:36 AM

Whats the weirdest Fortune cookie you ever got?

"You will get new clothes."

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qwerg · June 28, 2009, 01:49:25 AM

"you will be paired up with someone who is very, very happy'... okay

Beekay · June 28, 2009, 01:49:33 AM

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This is a fortune cookie

It was from this awesome Chinese place we went to. Everyone there was hilarious.

pixl · June 28, 2009, 01:52:02 AM

]-in bed

Rughugger · June 28, 2009, 03:03:37 AM

No pixl, that's what you add to the fortune to make it silly. He's talking about before that =p

Mine was "A stitch in time saves nine."

.::Taboo::. · June 28, 2009, 03:04:53 AM

"A stitch in time saves nine in bed."

Korabar · June 28, 2009, 03:13:23 AM

You will soon eat a fortune cookie.

jirue · June 28, 2009, 03:43:18 AM

"Tastes like chicken."

I'm loving serious. best. fortune. ever.

Korabar · June 28, 2009, 03:53:51 AM

"Tastes like chicken."

I'm loving serious. best. fortune. ever.

I lol'd

JD · June 28, 2009, 04:25:44 AM

The one that is printed on my favorite shirt, "You have just eaten poison."
;D

Makanix · June 28, 2009, 04:48:22 AM

My sister got a fortune that said:
"You are a very handsome man"

Big Brother · June 28, 2009, 08:00:46 AM

My sister got a fortune that said:
"You are a very handsome man"

Well isn't she?