You haven't even seen half of it.
Wait until you find some of these:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furriesThey're 14 year old's with a tendency to love
it up with teddy bears.
Most live in Norway, act 10, and marry each-other
in Role play. Usually take up the form of an animal,
Preferably with fur. But only in their imagination that
is...
If you come across one of these, turn the other way,
and run. If they address you, back away slowly, shoot
their knee caps, and then run.
Worst kinds of Role players alive