Lady Gaga, pleaseSuch a whore
Holy stuff guys check the news Bill Cosby just died of a heartattack!
Barack Obama
Michael Jackson. News Just In; Michael Jackson is dead. I win.
Oprah Winfrey.
Any unfunny comedian that everyone thinks he's hilarious when he really isn't.
Ophray Winphrey.She cals herself a god, and is on the news about how she has gotten so fat. -.-