Author Topic: Boom Roasted (forum game) (Read 3031 times)

Duckmeister · June 30, 2009, 07:43:21 PM

If anyone has seen the "Stress Relief" episode of The Office, they know the iconic "boom roasted" scene, where Michael, in order to get back at his employees, comes up with a variety of insults.

Like,

"Jim, you are 6'4", and weigh 80 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you do, Boom Roasted!"

"Angela, where's angela, oh, there she is, I couldn't see her behind that grain of rice! Boom Roasted!"

"Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke, Boom Roasted"

Basically, you are supposed to pick someone on this forum, give an insult like above, and say "boom roasted" at the end.

It'll be fun!

Here's mine:

Ephi, you are taking so long, I think Duke Nukem Forever will come out before RTB 3 does, Boom Roasted!

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tikitai · June 30, 2009, 07:44:43 PM

Zombiedude, get out, BOOM ROASTED (XD)

Regulith · June 30, 2009, 07:47:14 PM

Quote from: tikitai on June 30, 2009, 07:44:43 PM

Zombiedude, get out, BOOM ROASTED (XD)

Tikitai, your insults are so bad, they're outsults. Boom roasted.

This could get very depressing if the right people post here. :/

Duckmeister · June 30, 2009, 07:50:10 PM

Quote from: Regulith on June 30, 2009, 07:47:14 PM

Tikitai, your insults are so bad, they're outsults. Boom roasted.

Haha, that's great.

Regulith, your puns are so bad that they are WMDs, and yet we still haven't found them. Boom Roasted.

zz_tophat · June 30, 2009, 07:51:30 PM

zz_tophat you're so awesome everyone wants to be you. Boom Roasted!

Azimuth · June 30, 2009, 07:52:39 PM

zz_tophat you're so homoloveual that Michael Jackson said "Daaaaayuuum". Boom Roasted!

Duckmeister · June 30, 2009, 07:53:33 PM

Quote from: zz_tophat on June 30, 2009, 07:51:30 PM

zz_tophat you're so awesome everyone wants to be you. Boom Roasted!

zz_tophat, your head is so big it replaced pluto as our ninth planet. Boom Roasted.

zz_tophat · June 30, 2009, 07:58:19 PM

Quote from: Duckmeister on June 30, 2009, 07:53:33 PM

zz_tophat, your head is so big it replaced pluto as our ninth planet. Boom Roasted.

It better loving be, I've invested waaaay to much ego in it to settle for less.

Azimuth · June 30, 2009, 08:09:48 PM

zz_tophat, your sooo fat, your mom looked like a child. Boom Roasted!

Metal Axe On Fire · June 30, 2009, 08:57:58 PM

Mr. Planters is so stupid that they made peanuts after him. Boom roasted.

Regulith · June 30, 2009, 08:59:56 PM

Azimuth is so prone to getting boom roasted that he got boom roasted. Boom roasted.

Duckmeister · June 30, 2009, 09:13:07 PM

Azimuth's jokes are so bad that they weren't even allowed to be on UPN. Boom, Roasted!

Antallion · June 30, 2009, 09:25:51 PM

Duckmeister, why do birds always fly away from you? Oh right, you're ugly. Boom Roasted!

Plateau · June 30, 2009, 09:27:29 PM

Quote from: Antallion on June 30, 2009, 09:25:51 PM

Duckmeister, why do birds always fly away from you? Oh right, you're ugly. Boom Roasted!

Antallion why you always flame people?
Because your so cold.boom roasted

NickTheSushi · June 30, 2009, 09:28:36 PM

Badspot, you're so bad your dad, Goodspot, is ashamed. Boom roasted.