A Nice Chat - The new Omegle

[DrMobius]

Person: Throws Master Ball at Jirue
Person: stuff
Zoneark: Damn
Zoneark: you forgeted up bro
Person: hi MrZoneark
Zoneark: hi lord pie
Person: you seen Jirue?
Zoneark: yes
Person: help catch him
Person: pls
Zoneark: he's been waving his big man tits for me
Zoneark: gives me 2 second boner
Zoneark: then i hunt him down to do again
Zoneark: i jizzed the first time he did it
Person: wtf
Zoneark: that make me coo
Zoneark: rite
Person: damn
Zoneark: damn is right
Zoneark: JIRUE IS MINE

Person: Throws Master Ball at Jirue
Person: yes!
Jirue: K
Person: may I rape you?
Jirue: I would like to crush your hopes and dreams by saying, ROBLOX RULES
Person: k

[Ad Bot]

[Nystical]

I annoyed your cloner Jirue. Then I learned some secret info from Zoneark

Zoneark: yay
Zoneark: found u
Zoneark: shake tits one more time
Zoneark: so i can jizz
Zoneark: realll bad
Jirue: I cloned the cloner of Jirue, I'm Nystical :D
Zoneark: GO GO GO
Zoneark: WHAT
Jirue: I was makin him angry :D
Zoneark: NOOO
Zoneark: YOU KNOW NOW
Zoneark: NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chippy]

Ive met a fake Jirue two or three times. :/

[Private McDoggy]

Ricky: Hello, Jirue. I've been waiting for you.
Ricky: >:O
Stranger: i no jirue
Ricky: Blockland, kid?
Stranger: yus
Ricky: in-game name is?
Stranger: why do you wanna know
Stranger: stalker
Ricky: Because you are Jirue!! >:O!!!!!!
Ricky: Or Miga,
Ricky: Or Drak,
Stranger: nou
Ricky: Or some other internet savvy person.
Stranger: i should post this
Ricky: Yeh
Ricky: Guise,
Ricky: I'm Mr. Kibbles 09
Ricky: Yeh?
Stranger: nou

[Regulith]

htilugeR: hello
storm: 'ello
htilugeR: Someone stole your h
htilugeR: Gasp
htilugeR: Was it SPY?
htilugeR: He stole my sanity
storm: sure lets go with that
storm: XD
htilugeR: Bummer
storm: haha
storm: asl??
htilugeR: He also stole my not-backwardsness
htilugeR: No, I do not want any brown town love lubricant
htilugeR: Who do you think you are
htilugeR: You sick pervert
storm: im not a pervert
htilugeR: Lies
storm: no lie
htilugeR: Liar
storm: no lie
storm: are u older that 16??
htilugeR: Your plants are for hire
htilugeR: Er
htilugeR: Pants are on fire
storm: its a joke i wanna tell u
htilugeR: I am old enough
storm: okay
htilugeR: Yus
storm: whats the difference between a jew and a pizza???
htilugeR: I would think that would be obvious
htilugeR: I mean
htilugeR: Really
storm: haha
htilugeR: They're two totally different things
htilugeR: You'd have to be a complete moron not to know the difference
storm: haha
storm: wanna hear another joke?
htilugeR: Sure why not
storm: what do you call 2 mexicans that jump into a pool??
htilugeR: Well
storm: bean dip...haha
htilugeR: I would call them "you two"
htilugeR: Oh
htilugeR: Har har
storm: another one??
htilugeR: Ah hell sure
storm: what do u call 2 girls that jump into a pool???
htilugeR: loving awesome
htilugeR: :D
storm: haha fish dip and yes that would be awesome
storm: haha
htilugeR: What
htilugeR: How is that fish dip
storm: get it??
htilugeR: Not at all
storm: are u a girl??
htilugeR: No
storm: how old are u??
htilugeR: Old enough
storm: okay... want me to explain??
htilugeR: That would be fantastic
storm: okay...
storm: a girls pusillanimous individual or vagina smells like fish... so they jump into the pool.... fish dip hahaha XD
htilugeR: Oh
htilugeR: Lol?
(he disconnected)

Longest one so far.

[DrMobius]

Person: Throws Master Ball at Jirue
Jirue: Hai
Person:
ohai
Person: cause you again
Person: caught*
Jirue: Master ball gets Airblasted!
Person: forget you
Jirue: oh no!
Person: cheater
Jirue: lol
Jirue: I'm a pyro
Jirue: Wheeeee
Person: Masterball never fails

Person: Throws Master Ball at Jirue
Person: stuff
Person: wrong person
CC: hahahh
CC: lord pie you silly
Person: I'm catching wild jirues
CC: :o
Person: I have 2 now
CC: I'll trade you my Nystical for one
Person: no
Person: Jirues are rare
Person: do you have anything else?
CC: I also caught a ROBLOX
Person: osht
CC: also tails
Person: trade?
Person: for tails :P
CC: i already caught him in steem
CC: so yas :D
Person: kk
Person: traded Jirue for Tails
Person: :D
CC: i have two more anyway
CC: and a spenny
Person: nice

[tails]

Lord Pie: ROBLOX RULES
SAHFHFJ: ITS LORD PIE
SAHFHFJ: HAI
Lord Pie: HAI
SAHFHFJ: I HERD I SAW U POSTING
SAHFHFJ: AND
SAHFHFJ: I POSTED TOO
SAHFHFJ: i b tails
SAHFHFJ: but this my lovey name
Lord Pie: HAHA I AM NOT THE REAL LORD PIE, FOOLISH MORTAL
Lord Pie: ROBLOX RULESROBLOX RULES
SAHFHFJ: R U SHUR



GOOD LORD!

[Netwars4]

WHAT IS UP WITH EVERYONE AND FREAKING JIRUE.

ROBLOX: Ohi
Netwars4: ohay
Netwars4: i like you
ROBLOX: Roblox winar you know
Netwars4: can we make sweet love under the fireplace?
ROBLOX: yes
Netwars4: which position?
ROBLOX: I call shotgun
ROBLOX: Pow
ROBLOX: oops
Netwars4: ooh
Netwars4: that stung good.
Netwars4: want some honey?
ROBLOX: nipples
Netwars4: i dont have those
ROBLOX: why
Netwars4: because i am secretly a can of makeup
ROBLOX: :O!!!
Netwars4: PLOT TWIST RIGHT?!
ROBLOX: I KNOW
Netwars4: thats like a spanish soap level twist
ROBLOX: I CALL JIRUE.
ROBLOX: HES MINE

..why wont anyone love me?

[|Shadow]

JEBUS: ohey
Netwars4: HOLY SAINT JEBUS

Ohey. :D

[DrMobius]

Lord Pie: ROBLOX RULES
SAHFHFJ: ITS LORD PIE
SAHFHFJ: HAI
Lord Pie: HAI
SAHFHFJ: I HERD I SAW U POSTING
SAHFHFJ: AND
SAHFHFJ: I POSTED TOO
SAHFHFJ: i b tails
SAHFHFJ: but this my lovey name
Lord Pie: HAHA I AM NOT THE REAL LORD PIE, FOOLISH MORTAL
Lord Pie: ROBLOX RULESROBLOX RULES
SAHFHFJ: R U SHUR



GOOD LORD!

not me
I'm person
Btw, caught Drak and Marcem

[Mr. Kibbles 09]

Ricky: Hello, Jirue. I've been waiting for you.
Ricky: >:O
Stranger: i no jirue
Ricky: Blockland, kid?
Stranger: yus
Ricky: in-game name is?
Stranger: why do you wanna know
Stranger: stalker
Ricky: Because you are Jirue!! >:O!!!!!!
Ricky: Or Miga,
Ricky: Or Drak,
Stranger: nou
Ricky: Or some other internet savvy person.
Stranger: i should post this
Ricky: Yeh
Ricky: Guise,
Ricky: I'm Mr. Kibbles 09
Ricky: Yeh?
Stranger: nou

Haha friend. NOW IMMA RAPE YOUR CHURCHES AND BURN YOUR WOMEN.

[tails]

ROBLOX: :O
SAHFHFJ: GO AWAY
ROBLOX: NO
SAHFHFJ: TIS MY HOUSE NOW
ROBLOX: U
SAHFHFJ: NO U UR GAY
ROBLOX: IM
ROBLOX: A
SAHFHFJ: U CANT SPEL FUHRTJDMSWEHRNMWNWGUR
ROBLOX: WINAR
ROBLOX: YES I CAN
ROBLOX: CUZ IM WINAR
ROBLOX: YOU NOT
SAHFHFJ: AN U DONT KNOW WAT A FOOPDANGLERS AM
ROBLOX: true D:

[DrMobius]

Person: Throws Master Ball
JEBUS: ABRA USES TELEPORT
still caught him

[Regulith]

New Alias: "Raga Man", which is an anagram of "anagram".

Raga Man: lol
Raga Man: Blockland is better
ROBLOX: NOU
Raga Man: :D
ROBLOX: IM WINNAR
ROBLOX: I WINS
Raga Man: Nope
Raga Man: Tails wins
ROBLOX: YYYASSS
ROBLOX: NOU

Person: Throws Master Ball
Raga Man: Hey
Person: Blockland?
Raga Man: No
Raga Man: you do not catch jirue
Raga Man: sorry
Raga Man: :D
Person: who?
Raga Man: "Ug, Riddler"
Person: no rly
Raga Man: Yes, rly, the clue is in my name
Raga Man: And soon on the forums :3
Person: k

Raga Man: Hey
Netwars4: HAHA!
Raga Man: wait
Raga Man: hang n
Raga Man: on*
Netwars4: :\
Netwars4: take your time.
Raga Man: You know me, you just don't know it :3
Netwars4: i do?
Raga Man: Fellow Blocklander
Netwars4: have we had love before?
Raga Man: lol
Raga Man: I hope not
Netwars4: what is your name?
Raga Man: Not to my knowledge
Netwars4: what is your favorite color?
Raga Man: It is a "raga man" of "Ug, Riddler"
Netwars4: ah
Netwars4: i see.
Raga Man: No yuo don't :D
Raga Man: you*
Raga Man: Well then
Raga Man: See ya, I guess
Netwars4: yeah

[CC]

CC: THROWS MASTER BALL AT JIRUE
CC: haha
CC: I caught another jirue >:o
Jirue: Sorry Uber'd
CC: NOU
CC: I USE SANDMAN
Jirue: Yesme
Jirue: IUSE AIRBLASTS
CC: CATCHES BALL
Jirue: NOCATCHES BALL
CC: nou
CC: /catches jirue
Jirue: CONATMINATED BALL WITH SANDVICH
CC: YUM
Jirue: /uncatches Jirue
CC: CC USES SANDVICH BALL
CC: CRITICAL HIT
Jirue: /makes Jirue uncatchable
CC: JIRUE IS CAUGHTED
Jirue: HA command before that!
CC: /makes jirue catchable
Jirue: lol
CC: /catches
Jirue: Wild Jirue escapes

Jirue: hai
CC: THROWS MASTER BALL AT JIRUE
CC: HAHA
CC: I CAUGHT WILD JIRUE
Jirue: EVIL SPACE MONKEYS WILL RUIN YOUR BRAIN AND DEFEND ME
Jirue: HA
CC: NICKNAME YOU mondayJUICE
CC: DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW NAME mondayJUICE?
Jirue: EVIL SPACE MONKEY KING

NickVart: Hello
CC: nickfart
CC: :d
CC: i so mature
NickVart: :(


ROBLOX: :O!!
CC: COOL GAME BRO
ROBLOX: WINAR WINAR WINAR
ROBLOX: IT IS
CC: WNAR
ROBLOX: YASSSSS
ROBLOX: WINAR