Worst Clan Ever

[Barnabas]

Muffinmix, this war will rage on even while you are cybering. Pay attention whom you make out with on the Internet, or you may contract the disease called Reproductive Ana-Post Ectosmosis. Or have you contracted it already?

[Ad Bot]

[Ace]

Just when I thought we had reached a record low here on the forums, this happens.

[Menen]

I would like to apply :D

[Muffinmix]

I would like to apply :D

Follow the 12 steps OR build a brick dong and PM it to me. Bonus points if it includes balls.

Server event is in the makings, it will be well thought out and planned to maximize horribleness. We require some opinion however.

Possible themes:
- Blue: Everything is blue. That is, EVERYTHING. The map is a blue version of either Bedroom or Kitchen, the colorset is blue, emitters to maximize blueness and blue lights will also be required. Weapons will not be allowed as when you die or are killed you are met with a red screen flash, the enemy of blue! Events might or might not be allowed.

- Worst DM Ever: Build the worst DM ever. The DM will be centered around the idea of solving conflicts, making peace, and keeping people from fighting each other because fights are bad :(. Idea still in the works, but it will include exploding spawn points, a maze section, only one weapon to chose from, and an assortment of traps everywhere.

- Korean Voting RPG: Build a voting RPG, complete with voting office, stalls, coffee, and firing squad.

Input and opinions are welcome.

[Azimuth]

I could do the blue theme.

[Niliscro]

You should do the blue theme, and call it blue, but everything is actually red.

[Soviet]

You should do the blue theme, and call it blue, but everything is actually red.

Red would hurt people's eyes. Blue is less vibrant.

[Niliscro]

Red would hurt people's eyes. Blue is less vibrant.

Wouldn't he want that?

[Regulith]

Wouldn't he want that?

If so, go for broke and do yellow, or even florescent yellow if he can.

[Soviet]

Ok, Worst Clan Ever, Since you claimed to be at War with BA. We challenge you guys to a stink off. Build the worst loving builds you can. Winner takes the title as official worst clan ever. You in?

[Bacon]

i followed the twelve steps (what a pain!) and i apply with this

[Muffinmix]

Ok, Worst Clan Ever, Since you claimed to be at War with BA. We challenge you guys to a stink off. Build the worst loving builds you can. Winner takes the title as official worst clan ever. You in?

First thing, thank you so much for reading my OP! I am so happy right now, happy for you!

And I accept your challenge. Usually we would go by the standard Worst Clan Ever grading method for how bad a build is. That being, how fast it's taken down from photobucket. But this could prove to be complicated so instead here is my proposition:

1- Take exactly 7 days to build something downright horrible, that is from this current time to next Sunday evening. At that point, you are prohibited from changing anything, and you must send in your savefile.
2- The build concept, theme, and details are completely up to you and your clan.
3- The builds needs to be well executed. We are looking for ethically/gross bad, not "spammy" bad.
4- The map needs to be either Bedroom, Kitchen, or any Slate
5- Any specific add-on you may wish to implement within the build are welcome, HOWEVER make sure to send those in with your file as well and make sure these aren't broken otherwise I will omit them from your submission.

Unfinished work will also be graded in terms of general idea so do not omit any unfinished works! Think of it as bonus points.

Bonus: This is a challenge to any and all clans, feel free to participate, however the deadline is next Sunday evening. Grading will be up to members of the community.

Sunday Eveing or afternoon, anytime before midnight central, send me the savefile and I will post it along with any other submissions. The post will be rife with warning tags to stray anyone too weak of heart. Do you accept my conditions?

i followed the twelve steps (what a pain!) and i apply with this

I highly doubt you were capable of going through all 12 steps successfully but your application build is satisfactory enough to net you a position. Welcome aboard The Worst Clan Ever!

In addition, because General Omega's left shoe does not own blockland, Myself and now Bacon are the only members of this clan. This is a disadvantageous position in light of this recent challenge (and we need a host who is willing to sacrifice his sanity to the blood god) so here is another proposition: Help us build something downright horrible from the ground up and, assuming it's pretty bad, you will be admitted to membership.

[Left4Life]

OR failing to meet these, you can simply email me a picture of a dong built in blockland, but you don't get admin

I told you all we would need one one day!

[Azimuth]

I will host a dedicated in 1 or 2 days with the blue theme.

[random ram]

this is stupid now