Author Topic: My Chai Tea Tradegy  (Read 607 times)

So, last night i stayed up 'till two thirty on the forums, and then the night before, i stayed up until 3 and woke up at about 7, so naturally, i was pretty tired.

So this morning, i had to make up for all the lost sleep, so i woke up at 11. I was still pretty tired, so I decided to have a caffeinated beverage. I don't drink coffee, and I noticed I had a Chai Tea Concentrate in my refrigerator, so I decided to try it out. I didn't want it hot, because I'm visiting my parents in Texas now, so I decided to make a smoothie.

I looked in the appliances drawer, and saw that the blender was broken, so I decided to make it iced. But at the last second the food processor caught my eye. I decided there wouldn't be a problem, so i used it. I put ice in it until half way up, and and then put 2 thirds of the concentrate, and 1 third of milk. I mixed it and it turned out horrible. It was spraying everywhere are making a sticky mess all over the fourth of July fireworks we kept on our counter for some reason. I poured the contents into a cup, and then tried again with only 1 fourth of the processer full. It still made a mess, but it wasn't as big.

I finally repeated that, poured it in my cup, and then cleaned up the mess. I took a sip of it, and it tasted like watered down milk with sprinkles of cinnamon and sugar. I put a little more concentrate, and then it was way too strong and watery at the same time. So, I ditched the idea, and mopped up. We still had a little bit of the concentrate left, so i made myself a DELICIOUS iced Chai Tea,

But when I finished, i tripped and all the ice fell on me.

Discuss or relate

But when I finished, i tripped and all the ice fell on me.
Fail.
How could you have made that much mess?

Because the food processor spins around and has a lid that doesn't seal, it just locks