Blockland Related Chuck Norris Jokes/Facts

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When Chuck Norris played Blockland, He really did stuff bricks.

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[Orgodemirk]

I remember these got pretty big around here last year. They've gotten pretty unfunny, but every once in a while I hear a new one that's pretty good.


If Chuck Norris joins your server, don't attempt to kick him. If you do, Blockland will crash, and your ports will be unforwarded. . .permanently.

[Robo Noob]

I'm not much for Chuck Norris facts anymore, they've really gotten unfunny.

Heres the only ones I ever thought were funny:

• Most men give a tea-bag, Chuck Norris gives a potato sack.
• Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.
• Alien Vs. Predator was originally Alien Vs. Predator Vs. Chuck Norris, but they changed it because nobody would want to buy a ticket to a movie that was 14 seconds long.
• Chuck Norris wipes himself with 2x4 wooden planks.
• Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.