Blockland Adventures: Sandwich Quest

[Moppy]

I'm going to start a game I call blockland Adventures. Here is how it works,
Have you ever played one of those DOS command games that are like:
"You are in a room with a door and a table."
and then you would type something like
"look table"
and the program would respond to that.
This is kind of like that.
I would start by posting a situation and some options  and you would post a command. I would choose the best command and I would respond to that. E.G.:
Me:you are in a room with a door a miror and a table, what will you do?

You: open the door.
someone else: check the table.

Me : Quote "Open the door." you open the door to find a brick wall behind it.
Etc.

I will start.

You are in a room with a door, a dresser, a bed, an- oh with, its bad spots bedroom. You are holding a gun. what will you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Dread]

"shoot gun at head"

[Menen]

"shoot gun at head"

Dread won the game.

[Moppy]

"shoot gun at head"

You attempt, but no matter how dard you try, you can not get your arms to bent that way! something else? Also, you hear an explosion outside.
and note that you are a bloko person.

[Dread]

"ctrl k"

[vv45689]

"ctrl k"

dread wins again

[tikitai]

Im gonna start doing something intelligent: "Look for windows" "Check explosion"

[-Mike-]

Eat a sandwich.

[Spockticus]

Take a piss; It's hard to think with a full bladder.

[Regulith]

You attempt, but no matter how dard you try, you can not get your arms to bent that way! something else? Also, you hear an explosion outside.
and note that you are a bloko person.

Try to shoot yourself darder. 

[Moppy]

Eat a sandwich.

Good thinking, Its hard to think with a empty stomach. your health is maxed out (HP=100). You lose 1 sandwich from your inventory.

[-Mike-]

Shoot the bed, just to be safe.

[Blockoman]

Climb out the window with another sandwich held above your head in case something attacks you.

[pixl]

You call 911 using the cell phone in your pocket. Tracking your location, the cops find and rescue you.

[Moppy]

Shoot the bed, just to be safe.

You shoot the bed, It makes a sound like " SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH" then I falls over and *Dies?*.
That went umm..well?

You call 911 using the cell phone in your pocket. Tracking your location, the cops find and rescue you.

You realise that they haven't made the cellphone add-on, and you're not sure if the door is acually locked..

Climb out the window with another sandwich held above your head in case something attacks you.

You do realise that you have jets. You're not in a minigame with no jets. Plus you don't know how to climb.
NOTE: Onece again, I need you to know that you are a bloko person, not a human.