Blockland Adventures: Sandwich Quest

[BobSevenSevens]

ATTACK WITH SHOTGUN NOW!!

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

ATTACK WITH SHOTGUN NOW!!

You would, but the Theif Zombie still has both your guns. What a jerk! You still have your sandvich. You can attack with that. Also, I frogot to give the zombies a turn.
Crowd of Zombies uses special abillity Angry Mob! They tackle you and do 40 heavy dmg.
Theif Zombie uses bite! You suffer 5 dmg.
HP=55HP

[tikitai]

Start dancing Thriller to distract the zombies.

[BobSevenSevens]

Badspot f8's right next to you and gives you Guns Akimbo!

You ATTACK with Guns Akimbo!

[tikitai]

Badspot f8's right next to you and gives you Guns Akimbo!

You ATTACK with Guns Akimbo!

No. I wrote my response first.

[BobSevenSevens]

You're dancing Thriller!

Zombies are distracted and lose a turn!

Then, mine.

Badspot f8's right next to you and gives you Guns Akimbo!

You ATTACK with Guns Akimbo!

[tikitai]

You're dancing Thriller!

Zombies are distracted and lose a turn!

Then, mine.

Hey! I'm the one giving choices!

[BobSevenSevens]

I'm just picking from the choices.

Dancing Thriller = DEFENSE

Shooting guns akimbo = ATTACK

[Moppy]

Start dancing Thriller to distract the zombies.

You dance around vigorisly to destract the zombies and make them dizzy for 1 turn.

Badspot f8's right next to you and gives you Guns Akimbo!

You ATTACK with Guns Akimbo!

You try, but you find out that Badspot used up all the ammo! You wouldin't be able to use it until next turn anyway. Still, you put it in your inventory.

Hint: The sandvich is still useable for attacking.

[tikitai]

*Throw pills at zombies* (Moppy, its impossible that you can fail this)

[Moppy]

*Throw pills at zombies* (Moppy, its impossible that you can fail this)

But you don't have any pills!

[BobSevenSevens]

Eat half of the sandvich to regain health and attack Thief zombie with other half.

[Moppy]

Eat half of the sandvich to regain health and attack Thief zombie with other half.

I was hoping you would say that! You eat half of the sandwich and gain back all your HP, Then for some reason you unleash an unbalievable attack that kinda reminds you of the attack cloud strife uses with lotsa swords, exept sandviches not swords. Anyway, you do 100 dmg per slash!!
You felled the Crowd Of Zombies and Theif zombie!
*Insert victory dance here*
You get Items: Shotgun, Flaregun,Theif Bandana, Stolen Armor, Bandit Mask, Bandit Pistol, Torch, Pitchfork!
You gain 120 exp!
You gain a level!
HP=100+10=110HP
BP=20+5=25BP
BLOK=20+5=25BLOK
ATK=20+200(Sandvich)+10=30+200(Sandvich)
CRIT CHANCE= 10%
Charisma=10

After your little victory, bodspot clears the build so no more zombies do more harm.
He's really suprized about your fighting skills. You say that the sandvich Was bitten in half, but I seems to have grown back! (Hint: The eaten part of the sandvich grows back at end of battle.) Badspot realises he forget to ask your name, so what is your name?

[BobSevenSevens]

Your name is Jake Brown.

[tikitai]

Your name is Blockhead.